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Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts

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« on: 08 September, 2007, 01:47:44 pm »

Halloween is coming up in a month, why not greet the holiday with some tales of HORROR! Once in a while, I'll be adding new short stories to this topic. Each story will have new users. Will they live... OR DIE?!?!

*Lightning Bolt*

Probably live though.

Our first story comes from more of a Gamefaqs-y setting, but for two members, it's a one way trip to...

Story 1:

LITTLE DEVICHO'S HOUSE OF HELL


*Opens with Gamefreak Jake and CSR approching an empty house.*

CSR: I just really don't know what your so worried about...

GFJ: Well i'm not used to breaking and entering man!

CSR: Are you kidding? I've been in Devi's house hundreds of times before! I wouldn't even call it that. More of a surprise visit.

GFJ: It doesn't bother you that Devi died two nights ago?

CSR: Why should it? At least now I don't have to worry about mace!

*He feels under the carpet and pulls out a spare key. As he reaches for the door, it opens by itself.*

House: GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

CSR: *At Jake* What?

GFJ: What?

CSR: Get out of what?

GFJ: I didn't say that!

CSR: You have problems man, you should seek some help. Now let's go in this automatic door ridden house and poke a dead girl!

*They walk in, the light switch doesn't work.*

CSR: Damnit! The electricities busted!

GFJ: Here, take this.

*Gives him lit candle.*

CSR: What? No flashlight?

GFJ: Flashlights take up so many batteries though!

CSR: So you just carry a lit candle around with you all the time?

GFJ: That's the idea!

CSR: I hate you. So much.

*They go up the stairs, to a bookshelf*

CSR: Aha! One of these must open the secret entrance!

*He starts pulling books off*

CSR: No, no, no, no, no...

*GFJ sets the candle on the desk next to them, the bookshelf turns.*

GFJ: AH! HOLY CRAP!... CSR?

CSR: PICK... THE CANDLE... UP!

GFJ: Young Frankenstein reference, nice.

CSR: Just do it.

*They both go through the bookshelf together, coming to Devi's bed, where she's dead and stuff.*

CSR: There she is.

GFJ: She looks so peaceful...

CSR: Ready to poke her?

GFJ: I thought you'd never ask...

*They poke her, her spirit leaps up from her body and everything around the room starts levitating and swirling.*

GFJ: ZOIKS!

*He leaps in CSR's arms, CSR ignoring him and GFJ tumbling to the ground.*

Devicho: YOU HAVE JUST POKED YOURSELF INTO AN ETERNITY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING!... AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MACE!!!

CSR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Devicho: MUA HA HA!!!

GFJ: Wait a minute! If we both put our heads together, I bet we could-

CSR: Smell ya later!

*He jumps out the window, running away*

GFJ: COWARD!

Devicho: And now... YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE BAD PLACE!!!

GFJ: Hell!?!?!?

Devicho: WORSE!

*GFJ disappears. He wakes up somewhere*

GFJ: Wait... where am I?

GBer: Hai thar lol. Welcome to the Gamefaqs SSBB General Board!

GFJ: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END
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« Reply #1 on: 08 September, 2007, 03:38:10 pm »

Put me in one.
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« Reply #2 on: 08 September, 2007, 03:48:08 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: 08 September, 2007, 07:26:22 pm »

me! *signs*
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« Reply #4 on: 08 September, 2007, 07:38:59 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:28:51 pm »

now do another one >8U
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« Reply #6 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:34:27 pm »

now do another one >8U

i could say the same to u  Angry
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« Reply #7 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:35:49 pm »

;>_>

Im to busy SEXIN MEH GAL UP!
(>_> luckily shes to into her psp to read that...)
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« Reply #8 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:42:30 pm »

i can just copy pasta that to her profile....
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« Reply #9 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:59:14 pm »

i can just copy pasta that to her profile....
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« Reply #10 on: 08 September, 2007, 09:02:10 pm »

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« Reply #11 on: 08 September, 2007, 11:49:59 pm »

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And I believe the term you were looking for was "Zoinks" not "Zoiks."

WTF is Zoiks anyway?
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« Reply #12 on: 09 September, 2007, 12:52:52 pm »

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And I believe the term you were looking for was "Zoinks" not "Zoiks."

WTF is Zoiks anyway?

It's from Scooby Doo.

Next one coming up...
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« Reply #13 on: 09 September, 2007, 01:02:52 pm »

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« Reply #14 on: 09 September, 2007, 01:19:32 pm »

Teh perv wants in.

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