Tales From the Brawl Board: Scary Shorts

Story 2:

PARADISE: FOUND

*Starts with Cads and Dmax in a bus, with other members*

Cads: I'm still not sure about this move man...

Dmax: What's there to be nervous about? No mods, no bans, Sas's new site is going to be great!

Cads: I guess you're right...

Dmax: I AM right! Look! We're here!

*They arrive with the others at Brawler's Paradise, in front of a big screen. Sasori appears on it.*

Sasori: Welcome friends! This is your new home! A place where your wildest dreams can come true with no consequinces!

*Audience cheers*

Sasori: Now go to your cleansing chambers and get ready for heaven!

*A line is formed in front of a booth with guards surrounding it. As members go in, lights are shown and they come out with weird white suits and drone like looks on their faces.*

JEI: I HATE this place! We have to go through this whole line for what? Elton John suits? I'm going back to Gamefaqs!

*The guards throw him in the booth, zapping him. He comes back out*

JEI: I LOVE THIS PLACE.

Cads: You O.K?

JEI: WHY WOULDN'T I? I'M IN PARADISE!

*He walks away*

Cads: Dude, something is up!

Dmax: Like what?

Cads: Everyone's acting weird...

Dmax: I think you're acting weird Cads, you need to relax!

Cads: I can't relax! I need a breather...

*He goes to the bathroom, Dmax goes in the booth along with the others. Sas appears on the screen again*

Sasori: WHO IS YOUR LEADER?

Members: YOU ARE.

Sasori: WHO DOES THE WORLD BELONG TO?

Members: YOU.

Sasori: Exactly! Now under my command, we will declare war on the world and take back my leadership!

Members: MU. HA. HA.

*Cads zips up and comes out of the bathroom*

Cads: I needed that...

*He pushes through the crowd.*

Cads: Sup guys. How you doin? Can I get through here? Sorry. Out of my way...

*He gets to Dmax*

Cads: Hey man, what's up?

Dmax: THE LEADER IS UP THERE.

Cads: Why do you sound all roboty?

Dmax: I AM ROBOTY FOR THE LEADER.

Cads: What?...! I know what's going on! YOU'RE ALL BRAINWASHED!

*Members all look at Cads*

Sasori: What?!? KILL THE NON-BELIEVER!

*Members approach him*

Members: ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

*Cads reaches in his pocket*

Cads: Stand back! I have... um... pocket lent!

*He runs away. A chase scene follows and he climbs a fire escape into a building. He finds Sasori there.*

Sasori: FOOL! How dare you make a mockery of me!

Cads: I'm not done yet! As soon as I tell everyone about this, you'll be finished!

Sasori: I'm afraid that won't be necessary...

*A tube surrounds Cads*

Cads: Wow... tubeular.

Sasori: NO TIME FOR PUNS! This transportation device will take care of you, then Brawler's Paradise will go in peace! This tube is a one way ticket to...

Cads: Hell!?!?!?!?

Sasori: WORSE!

*The tube sucks Cads away, into an open area.*

Cads: Where am I?

GFJ: Hai thar lol. Welcome to the Gamefaqs SSBB General Board!

Cads: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END