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Nintendude
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« on: 08 September, 2007, 01:47:44 pm » |
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Halloween is coming up in a month, why not greet the holiday with some tales of HORROR! Once in a while, I'll be adding new short stories to this topic. Each story will have new users. Will they live... OR DIE?!?!
*Lightning Bolt*
Probably live though.
Our first story comes from more of a Gamefaqs-y setting, but for two members, it's a one way trip to...
Story 1:
LITTLE DEVICHO'S HOUSE OF HELL
*Opens with Gamefreak Jake and CSR approching an empty house.*
CSR: I just really don't know what your so worried about...
GFJ: Well i'm not used to breaking and entering man!
CSR: Are you kidding? I've been in Devi's house hundreds of times before! I wouldn't even call it that. More of a surprise visit.
GFJ: It doesn't bother you that Devi died two nights ago?
CSR: Why should it? At least now I don't have to worry about mace!
*He feels under the carpet and pulls out a spare key. As he reaches for the door, it opens by itself.*
House: GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
CSR: *At Jake* What?
GFJ: What?
CSR: Get out of what?
GFJ: I didn't say that!
CSR: You have problems man, you should seek some help. Now let's go in this automatic door ridden house and poke a dead girl!
*They walk in, the light switch doesn't work.*
CSR: Damnit! The electricities busted!
GFJ: Here, take this.
*Gives him lit candle.*
CSR: What? No flashlight?
GFJ: Flashlights take up so many batteries though!
CSR: So you just carry a lit candle around with you all the time?
GFJ: That's the idea!
CSR: I hate you. So much.
*They go up the stairs, to a bookshelf*
CSR: Aha! One of these must open the secret entrance!
*He starts pulling books off*
CSR: No, no, no, no, no...
*GFJ sets the candle on the desk next to them, the bookshelf turns.*
GFJ: AH! HOLY CRAP!... CSR?
CSR: PICK... THE CANDLE... UP!
GFJ: Young Frankenstein reference, nice.
CSR: Just do it.
*They both go through the bookshelf together, coming to Devi's bed, where she's dead and stuff.*
CSR: There she is.
GFJ: She looks so peaceful...
CSR: Ready to poke her?
GFJ: I thought you'd never ask...
*They poke her, her spirit leaps up from her body and everything around the room starts levitating and swirling.*
GFJ: ZOIKS!
*He leaps in CSR's arms, CSR ignoring him and GFJ tumbling to the ground.*
Devicho: YOU HAVE JUST POKED YOURSELF INTO AN ETERNITY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING!... AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MACE!!!
CSR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Devicho: MUA HA HA!!!
GFJ: Wait a minute! If we both put our heads together, I bet we could-
CSR: Smell ya later!
*He jumps out the window, running away*
GFJ: COWARD!
Devicho: And now... YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE BAD PLACE!!!
GFJ: Hell!?!?!?
Devicho: WORSE!
*GFJ disappears. He wakes up somewhere*
GFJ: Wait... where am I?
GBer: Hai thar lol. Welcome to the Gamefaqs SSBB General Board!
GFJ: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
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Cads_473
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« Reply #1 on: 08 September, 2007, 03:38:10 pm » |
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Put me in one.
NAO.
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Its all pointless now.
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Nintendude
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« Reply #2 on: 08 September, 2007, 03:48:08 pm » |
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Sign Ups:
1. Cads
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Masterman
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« Reply #3 on: 08 September, 2007, 07:26:22 pm » |
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me! *signs*
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Cads_473
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« Reply #5 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:28:51 pm » |
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now do another one >8U
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A Duck
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« Reply #6 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:34:27 pm » |
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now do another one >8U
i could say the same to u  |
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Cads_473
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« Reply #7 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:35:49 pm » |
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;>_>
Im to busy SEXIN MEH GAL UP!
(>_> luckily shes to into her psp to read that...)
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A Duck
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« Reply #8 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:42:30 pm » |
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i can just copy pasta that to her profile....
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Cads_473
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« Reply #9 on: 08 September, 2007, 08:59:14 pm » |
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i can just copy pasta that to her profile....
O_O Crap. |
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« Reply #10 on: 08 September, 2007, 09:02:10 pm » |
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*signs up*
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« Reply #11 on: 08 September, 2007, 11:49:59 pm » |
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*Signs up*
And I believe the term you were looking for was "Zoinks" not "Zoiks."
WTF is Zoiks anyway?
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« Reply #12 on: 09 September, 2007, 12:52:52 pm » |
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*Signs up*
And I believe the term you were looking for was "Zoinks" not "Zoiks."
WTF is Zoiks anyway?
It's from Scooby Doo. Next one coming up... |
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« Reply #13 on: 09 September, 2007, 01:02:52 pm » |
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Sign Ups:
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« Reply #14 on: 09 September, 2007, 01:19:32 pm » |
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Teh perv wants in.
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