Nintendude
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« Reply #15 on: 09 September, 2007, 01:30:32 pm » |
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Story 2:
PARADISE: FOUND
*Starts with Cads and Dmax in a bus, with other members*
Cads: I'm still not sure about this move man...
Dmax: What's there to be nervous about? No mods, no bans, Sas's new site is going to be great!
Cads: I guess you're right...
Dmax: I AM right! Look! We're here!
*They arrive with the others at Brawler's Paradise, in front of a big screen. Sasori appears on it.*
Sasori: Welcome friends! This is your new home! A place where your wildest dreams can come true with no consequinces!
*Audience cheers*
Sasori: Now go to your cleansing chambers and get ready for heaven!
*A line is formed in front of a booth with guards surrounding it. As members go in, lights are shown and they come out with weird white suits and drone like looks on their faces.*
JEI: I HATE this place! We have to go through this whole line for what? Elton John suits? I'm going back to Gamefaqs!
*The guards throw him in the booth, zapping him. He comes back out*
JEI: I LOVE THIS PLACE.
Cads: You O.K?
JEI: WHY WOULDN'T I? I'M IN PARADISE!
*He walks away*
Cads: Dude, something is up!
Dmax: Like what?
Cads: Everyone's acting weird...
Dmax: I think you're acting weird Cads, you need to relax!
Cads: I can't relax! I need a breather...
*He goes to the bathroom, Dmax goes in the booth along with the others. Sas appears on the screen again*
Sasori: WHO IS YOUR LEADER?
Members: YOU ARE.
Sasori: WHO DOES THE WORLD BELONG TO?
Members: YOU.
Sasori: Exactly! Now under my command, we will declare war on the world and take back my leadership!
Members: MU. HA. HA.
*Cads zips up and comes out of the bathroom*
Cads: I needed that...
*He pushes through the crowd.*
Cads: Sup guys. How you doin? Can I get through here? Sorry. Out of my way...
*He gets to Dmax*
Cads: Hey man, what's up?
Dmax: THE LEADER IS UP THERE.
Cads: Why do you sound all roboty?
Dmax: I AM ROBOTY FOR THE LEADER.
Cads: What?...! I know what's going on! YOU'RE ALL BRAINWASHED!
*Members all look at Cads*
Sasori: What?!? KILL THE NON-BELIEVER!
*Members approach him*
Members: ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
*Cads reaches in his pocket*
Cads: Stand back! I have... um... pocket lent!
*He runs away. A chase scene follows and he climbs a fire escape into a building. He finds Sasori there.*
Sasori: FOOL! How dare you make a mockery of me!
Cads: I'm not done yet! As soon as I tell everyone about this, you'll be finished!
Sasori: I'm afraid that won't be necessary...
*A tube surrounds Cads*
Cads: Wow... tubeular.
Sasori: NO TIME FOR PUNS! This transportation device will take care of you, then Brawler's Paradise will go in peace! This tube is a one way ticket to...
Cads: Hell!?!?!?!?
Sasori: WORSE!
*The tube sucks Cads away, into an open area.*
Cads: Where am I?
GFJ: Hai thar lol. Welcome to the Gamefaqs SSBB General Board!
Cads: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
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I_like_Nonon
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« Reply #16 on: 09 September, 2007, 01:36:23 pm » |
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*Shudders*
The GB.....
This is creepy stuff...
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« Reply #17 on: 09 September, 2007, 11:03:03 pm » |
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I've got one thing to say to you.
Lern2spell.
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"I like JEI, and appreciate the most amazingly good joke he made." - Hawk "JEI has the right name for me, and it does not insult me in the least." - Homeless Man Association ~
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« Reply #18 on: 10 September, 2007, 07:24:20 am » |
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I signed up first, earning me main-characterism >_> although i got sent to a fate worse then hell >_< GB... now im gonna have nightmares...
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Its all pointless now.
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Nintendude
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« Reply #19 on: 10 September, 2007, 05:43:47 pm » |
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I've got one thing to say to you.
Lern2spell.
As do I... Idontwanna. And I'll get you a bigger part.
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A Duck
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« Reply #20 on: 10 September, 2007, 07:51:24 pm » |
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Sign Ups:
1. Cads 2. Masterman 3. Dmax 4. sasori 5. JEI
hahaha im before sasori! idk y that matters....
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A Duck
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« Reply #21 on: 10 September, 2007, 07:55:22 pm » |
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this some scary stuff
*twitches*
elton....john...must....die......
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Killer_Spatula
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« Reply #24 on: 13 September, 2007, 08:21:38 pm » |
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Why not? *throws a papyrus at nintendude with my name on it*
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Signature!
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Nintendude
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« Reply #26 on: 13 September, 2007, 09:52:49 pm » |
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Thanks for the support.
There will be 2 stories every weekend, I already have two planned.
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5BASS
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« Reply #27 on: 16 September, 2007, 04:19:31 pm » |
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might as well *signs*
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Proud owner of the "First Person To Leave Dmax Speechless" Badge
Current mood is disappointed because I thought I saw the option to be "intoxicated"...
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« Reply #28 on: 16 September, 2007, 04:19:44 pm » |
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GAH
I'm...frightening...
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3DS Code: 1118-0310-8208
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Nintendude
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« Reply #29 on: 16 September, 2007, 04:36:12 pm » |
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Crap! I forgot about this!
Thanks for bumping it. I'm gonna make one tomorrow.
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