Dead Silent: Sir Silence's User Story

*A while back, I made Sir_Silence, an alt that I used on Gamefaqs using only gestures and smiles. Now that I'm done being secretive about it, I can post up a user story I made using the alt. It's different, and it's only Gamefaqs regulars, but I hope you like it.*

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(o'_')o/ll/_____________(o_o ) -sonicness

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( o_o)___(o_o ) -Sorry to interrupt your daily pretending to play the guitar Sir Silence, but I've been sent to kill you.

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( O_O)___-----l-<(o_o )

( O_O)___-----l-<(o_o ) -Time to die, Silence

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(oT_T)o/__________/,~~~~~,

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"Dear Sir_Silence,

I don't like you. The fact that you don't talk disturbs me. Therefore, I have promised $1,000,000 to anyone that succeeds in killing you. In case you have killed this man, you have won the knowledge to know.

From,

The Bad Guy

P.S: Although we are rivals, I still find you sexy."

(O_o)o/

(>O_O)> l_l_l -Window

"KILL SILENCE! KILL SILENCE! KILL SILENCE! KILL SILENCE!"
<(X_X<)-Ermine <('_'<)-Dizi <(T_T<) -nintendude

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Hi there, I'm Wendell. Need a lift? - (o'_')^ __________(O_O )

________ol_( T_T)_l_( '_')-ilo

________ol_( T_T)_l_(T_T )-ilo -Hey, you draw a better car.

________ol_( O_O)>_l_(T_T )-ilo -And another thing... __lCLIFF AHEAD!l___

________ol_( O_O)_l_( O_O)-ilo______,

___________ = = ol_( O_O)_l_( O_O)-ilo -AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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vvvvvvvvvvvvv-( T_T)-vvvvvvv-(o_o )- -Well, at least you have your health.vvvvv

vvvvHey Sir Silence, I'm GSG.-( O~O)vvvvvvvv-(T_T )-vvvvvvvvvvv-(o_O )-vvvv

vvvvYou're tests are back, you have cancer.-( O~O)vvvv-(O_O )-vvvvvvvvv-(O_O )-vvvv

vvvvThought you should know, goodbye.-( O~O)vvvv-(T_T )-vvvvvvvvvvvv-(O_O )-vvv

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_(>o_\\\)> -Ahoy there! Hop aboard the S.S DSOM!
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___( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_/// )- This is my crew. Koover, STS, and Link Cable!__(o_o )_(o_o )_____

___( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_/// )__(o_o )__(o_o )- What's wrong with that guy?_____

___I sat on a mouse trap.-( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_/// )__(O_O )__(o_O )_____

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Wendell, you will be in charge of swabing the poop deck.-( o_\\\)__(o~o )o/

What's so funny?-( o_\\\)__(o~o )o/

You think that's funny!?!? Poop!?!?-( O_\\\)__(- ~ - )'''o/

POOP! POOP! POOP! - ( O_\\\)__(XD )o/

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You should see a doctor about that.- ( o_\\\)__( : O )o/

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Silence, you can be the lookout.-( o_\\\)__(O_o )

Just yell out when there's danger.- ( o_\\\)__(T_T )

What? You look like you wanna say something.-( o_\\\)__^(O_O^ )

Oh, whatever. I'm sure you'll be fine.- ^(///_o^)___^(O_O^)!!!

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demon......darksoul

So, did they ever find Silence?-( 0_0)___(0_0 )

( 0_0)___(0_0 )- Uh, I don't think so.

That's alot of money though.-( 0_0)___(0_0 )- yep.

Wanna try and kill him?-( 0_0)___(0_0 )-Meh... nothing better to do. Sure.

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____( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_///) -Gentelmen, the ship is under attack! We must fight back!

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____________________( o_\\\)-Suckers, I'm getting the hell out of here...

__Silence! Wendell! We need to get to the escape boat!-( o_\\\)__(O_O )__(O_o )

( O_\\\)__( O_O)__ ( O_O)_______<(0_0<)__<(0_0<) -Sooooouls.....

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I think we lost em. You O.K Wendell?-( O_\\\)__( O_O)__(O_o l)- Well, I-

Quit your whining! Close your eyes and think of home!-( O_\\\)__( O_O)__(O_o l)

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( -_\\\)__( -_o)__(-_- l)___\__l___l__/ -Escape boat

( o_\\\)__( o_o)__(l o_o)___\__l___l__/

Or that.-( o_\\\)__( o_o)__(l o_o)___\__l___l__/

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SIR_SILENCE vs. GAMEFAQS

o/( o_o)\o -look at my pimpin wig...
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..................l............l ( T_T) -No, Silence is over there. .......( o_o)-l---- (O_o )

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o/( O_O)\o -Because of the evidence given and lots of bribing, I sentence Silence and his friends to DEATH!
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o/( O_O)\o -The money recieved will be used by the city to rebuild democrocy!
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o/( O_O)\o -Better yet... FREE X-BOX 360S FOR EVERYONE!!!
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o/( O_O)\o -NOW TAKE EM AWAY!
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o/( O_O)\o -WHAT THE ****!?!?!?
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=^(l O_O)^ =^( O_///)^ =^( O_O)^_________lDance Club ->l___

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(o^_^)o o(^_^o) (lO_Ol) (O_O) (O_///) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) We're no strangers to love...-lO-Ol

We should be safe inside the club for now.-(l O_o) (o_o ) (o_///)

I'll go get some drinks.-(l o_o) (o_o ) (o_///) - And I'll go drink some drinks.

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(o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) (T_T) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) Neva gonna give you up... -lO-Ol

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_______________________( O_O)_____________________/(O_O )\ -Miss Mute

_______________________( <3_<3)_____________________/(^_^ )\

(o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) ( O_O) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) /(O_O )\ lO-Ol

( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( o_o)o/~ (BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!) /(O_O )\ lO-Ol

( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( ^_^)o/___________________ /(^_^ )\ lO-Ol

===================== ( ^_^)______________________/(^_^ )\ lO-Ol

__________________( ^_)oo(_^)\_____________lO-Ol -(More Rick Roll)

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5 Minutes Later...

(l o_o) ( o_\\\) - Hey Silence, we should probably get go...

(l O_O) ( O_\\\) - OH MY GOD!!! ( >^_/( ^_^)\>

(l O_O) ( O_\\\) ( >O_/( O_O)\>

(l O_O) ( O_\\\) (O_O ) /(O_O )\

Silence you dog!-(l ^_^) ( O_\\\) (T_T ) /(T_T )\

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__(o_///)_When we get to the base, we'll confront the bad guy dude.-(l o_o)_(O_o )_/( o_o)\___

__(o_///)_ We should be getting there soon, any minute now.-(l o_o)_(O_o )_/( o_o)\___

*5 Hours Later*

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BANG! __(O_///)_(l O_O)_(O_O )_/( O_O)\___

__(O_///)_ The hell?!?!?-(l O_O)_(O_O )_/( O_O)\___

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We must be very careful.-( o_\\\)_/( o_o)\_(l o_o)_( o_o)____

You never know what traps lie on the-( o_\\\)_/( o_o)\_(l o_o)_( o_o)____

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( T_T)_______________(&_&^)-bowser______^-------------________>:oD -Thanks Silence!

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( O_O)________l l__lDONT COME IN HERE PLZ!l_

________( O_O)l l__lDONT COME IN HERE PLZ!l_

( O_O)_________(#_# ) -magic4224

( O_O)_________(#_# ) -THEY NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE! NEVA! NEVAAAAAAAAA!!!

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___________( o_o)_________boss this way --->_______

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___________(oT_T)o_______________( -_-) -So... you made it...

___________(oT_T)o_______________( -_-) -I'm very impressed...

___________(oT_T)o_______________( -_-) -But I'm afraid it's time to die Silence...

___________(oT_T)o_______________(-_- ) -In the hands of...

___________(^O_O)^_______________(0_O ) -NECRO!!!

___________( O_O)_______________(0_O ) -That's right! I'm going to finish you!

___________( O_o)_______________(0_O ) -Just like the way I finished your friends!

___________( O_O)_______________(0_O ) -Thats right, they're all DEA

___________( o_o)_______________(0_O ) -THLY silent about your wherabouts.

___________(oT_T)o_______________(0_O ) -But it doesn't matter now... TIME TO DIE!

___________( O_O) =~=~=~=~=~=~=~\o(0_O )

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__________( O_O)o-l-----______________-----l-o(0_O )

__________( O_O)o-l----- *Clank* -----l-o(0_O )

__________( O_o)o-l----- *Clink* -----l-o(0_O )

__________( O_O)o-l-- --- *SNAP* --- --l-o(0_O )

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__________(X_X )PUNCHo(0_Oo)

__________( X_X)BACKHAND^(0_Oo)

__________( X_X)_________^( -_-)^ -Falcon....

oooooooooooooooooooooo(0oO ) -PUNCH!!!

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(x_x#)___________--l-o(0_o )

(x_x#)____--l-o(0_o )

(x_x#)_--l-o(0_o ) -Well it looks like looks arn't everything, are they? Any last words?

(o_o#)_--l-o(0_o )

(T_T#)_--l-o(0_o )

Yeah!- (T_T#)___--l-o(0_O )

Why the hell can't people realize that I don't talk!?!?- (^T_T)^ (0_O )

It's a simple concept! Sir Silence doesn't talk!- (^O_O)^ (0_O )

But it's *******s like you who keep insisting that I do!- (T_T ) (0_O )

And now your going to kill me!?!? That's Bull ****!- (^O_O)^ (0_O )

I think about everything that I need to say so it comes out smooth and smart!- ( o_o) (0_o )

Unlike you!- ( O_o)> (0_O )

SAY HEELLO TO MA LITTLE FRIEND!- ( X_X)o,,-=====3====/\/\/\====(0_O )

( X_X)o,,-=====3====/\/\/\====3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

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( ^_^)o--l3 Days Later...l

I hearby issue an apology on account of Gamefaqs for our actions.-( 0_0) (^_^ )
...CJayC

As a token of our apologies, we grant you all kings and queens of Canada!-( 0_0) (O_o )

( 0_0) (T_T )

Fine, we'll give you a real country.-( T_T) (T_T )

AND SO THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE COUNTRY WERE...

SIR DARK SIDE OF, THE MOON

Now, who wants to scratch my back?-( o_///)_____^(^_^ )- Let me sir!

SIR WENDELL, THE DUMB

Who wants to scratch MY back?-(l ^_^)__(O_o ) -Sir, for the last time, your at church.

(l o_o)__(O_o )

(l ^_^)__to(-_- ) -Sigh... not again...

MISS MUTE, THE SMEXY

PLAYMUTE
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exposed pics!

AND OF COURSE...

( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) -Oh brave king, what shall me do to solve our disputes?

( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O_o )

( o_o) ( o_o) ( o_o) o<(^_^ )

( o_o) ( o_o) A cookie?-( o_o) o<(O_o )

( ^_^) ( ^_^) OF COURSE!-^( ^_^)^ o<(^_^ )

SIR SILENCE, THE SILENT

THE END