Nintendude
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« on: 09 September, 2007, 08:37:10 pm » |
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*A while back, I made Sir_Silence, an alt that I used on Gamefaqs using only gestures and smiles. Now that I'm done being secretive about it, I can post up a user story I made using the alt. It's different, and it's only Gamefaqs regulars, but I hope you like it.*
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.............../ (o'_')o/ll/_____________(o_o ) -sonicness
( o_o)___(o_o )
( o_o)___(o_o ) -Sorry to interrupt your daily pretending to play the guitar Sir Silence, but I've been sent to kill you.
( o_O)___(o_o )
( O_O)___-----l-<(o_o )
( O_O)___-----l-<(o_o ) -Time to die, Silence
(o-_-)o/~=~=~=~=~=~=~=((X_X))
(oT_T)o/__________/,~~~~~,
(-O_o)-__________/_______
(-O_o)-/
"Dear Sir_Silence,
I don't like you. The fact that you don't talk disturbs me. Therefore, I have promised $1,000,000 to anyone that succeeds in killing you. In case you have killed this man, you have won the knowledge to know.
From,
The Bad Guy
P.S: Although we are rivals, I still find you sexy."
(O_o)o/
(>O_O)> l_l_l -Window
"KILL SILENCE! KILL SILENCE! KILL SILENCE! KILL SILENCE!" <(X_X<)-Ermine <('_'<)-Dizi <(T_T<) -nintendude
(O_O) l_l_l
^(O_O^)__________<(X_X<) <(-_x<) <(T_T<)________
______(>T_T)> (>x_-)> (>X_X)>____________(^O_O)^
_____________(>T_T)> (>x_-)> (>X_X)>_____(O~_~O )-
( O~_~O)_____________(>T_T)> (>x_-)> (>X_X)>
( O_o)
^(O_O^)=======
Hi there, I'm Wendell. Need a lift? - (o'_')^ __________(O_O )
________ol_( T_T)_l_( '_')-ilo
________ol_( T_T)_l_(T_T )-ilo -Hey, you draw a better car.
________ol_( O_O)>_l_(T_T )-ilo -And another thing... __lCLIFF AHEAD!l___
________ol_( O_O)_l_( O_O)-ilo______,
___________ = = ol_( O_O)_l_( O_O)-ilo -AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv-( T_T)-vvvvvvv-(o_o )-vvvvvvvvvvv
vvvvvvvvvvvvv-( T_T)-vvvvvvv-(o_o )- -Well, at least you have your health.vvvvv
vvvvHey Sir Silence, I'm GSG.-( O~O)vvvvvvvv-(T_T )-vvvvvvvvvvv-(o_O )-vvvv
vvvvYou're tests are back, you have cancer.-( O~O)vvvv-(O_O )-vvvvvvvvv-(O_O )-vvvv
vvvvThought you should know, goodbye.-( O~O)vvvv-(T_T )-vvvvvvvvvvvv-(O_O )-vvv
vvvvvvvv-( T_T)-vvvvvvvv-(o_o )-vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
_(>o_\\\)> -Ahoy there! Hop aboard the S.S DSOM! ____/ ___/ __/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv(O_o )vvvvvv(^_^ )
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___( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_/// )- This is my crew. Koover, STS, and Link Cable!__(o_o )_(o_o )_____
___( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_/// )__(o_o )__(o_o )- What's wrong with that guy?_____
___I sat on a mouse trap.-( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_/// )__(O_O )__(o_O )_____
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Wendell, you will be in charge of swabing the poop deck.-( o_\\\)__(o~o )o/
What's so funny?-( o_\\\)__(o~o )o/
You think that's funny!?!? Poop!?!?-( O_\\\)__(- ~ - )'''o/
POOP! POOP! POOP! - ( O_\\\)__(XD )o/
( O_\\\)__( : l )o/
You should see a doctor about that.- ( o_\\\)__( : O )o/
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Silence, you can be the lookout.-( o_\\\)__(O_o )
Just yell out when there's danger.- ( o_\\\)__(T_T )
What? You look like you wanna say something.-( o_\\\)__^(O_O^ )
Oh, whatever. I'm sure you'll be fine.- ^(///_o^)___^(O_O^)!!!
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( 0_0)___(0_0 ) demon......darksoul
So, did they ever find Silence?-( 0_0)___(0_0 )
( 0_0)___(0_0 )- Uh, I don't think so.
That's alot of money though.-( 0_0)___(0_0 )- yep.
Wanna try and kill him?-( 0_0)___(0_0 )-Meh... nothing better to do. Sure.
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__( -_-)_ ............../ ............/ ........../ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
__( -_-)_......................................... ........................................__<(0_0<)__ == ............../ ............/.............................. .............. ...................... .........................__<(0_0<)__ == ........../ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
__( '_')_....................... ..................... ....................__<(0_0<)__ == ............../ ............/................... ..................... ...............................__<(0_0<)__ == ........../ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
__( O_O)_...............................................__<(0_0<)__ == ............../ ............/ ......................................__<(0_0<)__ == ........../ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
_^(O_O^)_................ ..........__<(0_0<)__ == .............../ ............../.................. ............ .............__<(0_0<)__ == ............./ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
_^(O_O;;^)_..........__<(0_0<)__ == .............../ ............../......................__<(0_0<)__ == ............./ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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____( ;_;)__( ^v^)__( *_*)__(o_///) -Gentelmen, the ship is under attack! We must fight back!
_^(;_;^)=__^(^v^^)=__^(*_*^)=__(o_///)
____________________( o_\\\)-Suckers, I'm getting the hell out of here...
__Silence! Wendell! We need to get to the escape boat!-( o_\\\)__(O_O )__(O_o )
( O_\\\)__( O_O)__ ( O_O)_______<(0_0<)__<(0_0<) -Sooooouls.....
^(O_///^)==_^(O_O^)==_OUCH!-^(O_O^l)=~=~=~=~=~\<(0_0<)__\<(0_0<)
^(O_///^)==_^(O_O^)==_^(O_O^l)==_________\<(0_0<)__\<(0_0<)
I think we lost em. You O.K Wendell?-( O_\\\)__( O_O)__(O_o l)- Well, I-
Quit your whining! Close your eyes and think of home!-( O_\\\)__( O_O)__(O_o l)
( -_\\\)__( -_-)__(-_- l)
( -_\\\)__( -_o)__(-_- l)___\__l___l__/ -Escape boat
( o_\\\)__( o_o)__(l o_o)___\__l___l__/
Or that.-( o_\\\)__( o_o)__(l o_o)___\__l___l__/
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( 0_0)_( 0_0) ..................../ ................../.............\_( ^_\\\)_l_( ^_^)_l_(l ^_^)_/ ................./vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
.............\_( ^_\\\)_l_( ^_^)_l_(l ^_^)_/ vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
.............\_( O_\\\)_l_( O_O)_l_(l O_O)_/......................lGamefaqsl.........--l-(o_o ) --l-(o_o ) vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
.......\_( O_\\\)_l_( O_O)_l_(l OoO)_/-**** damnit.lGamefaqsl.........--l-(o_o ) --l-(o_o ) vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvv TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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SIR_SILENCE vs. GAMEFAQS
o/( o_o)\o -look at my pimpin wig... ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l ( O_O) -ALL RISE FOR JUDGE PINK! ( o_o)-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// )
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o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( 0_0) - Oxtectile: He just came at me like a wild animal! ..................l............l ..................l............l (O_o ) -Tekh: Cyber Lawyer
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o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( >.<) - Uzumaki: HE'S MAD I TELL YOU! MAD!!! ..................l............l ..................l............l (-_- )
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o/( O_O)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( O_o) -216487: IT WAS ME I TELL YOU!!! I'M SIR SILENCE!!! ..................l............l ..................l............l (T_T )
o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( O_o) ..................l............l ..................l............l ( T_T) -No, Silence is over there. .......( o_o)-l---- (O_o )
o/( -_-)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( o_o) -Oh, then he's guilty. ..................l............l ..................l............l (-_- )..........................................( o_o)-l---- (O_o )\
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o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( o_o) ..................l............l ..................l............l (O_o ) -Sir_Silence... how do you plea?
o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( ^_^) ..................l............l ..................l............l (O_o )
o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ( O_O) ..................l............l ..................l............l ^(O_O^) -GUILTY! I THOUGHT SO!
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o/( O_O)\o -Because of the evidence given and lots of bribing, I sentence Silence and his friends to DEATH! ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l ( o_o)-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o ) ^(^_^ )^ ^(^_^ )^ ^(^_^ )^ -Horay!
o/( O_O)\o -The money recieved will be used by the city to rebuild democrocy! ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l ( o_o)-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o ) ^(O_O )^ ^(O_O )^ ^(O_O )^
o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l ( o_o)-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o ) (T_T ) (T_T ) (T_T )
o/( O_O)\o -Better yet... FREE X-BOX 360S FOR EVERYONE!!! ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l ( o_o)-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o ) ^(^_^ )^ ^(^_^ )^ ^(^_^ )^ -Horay!
o/( O_O)\o -NOW TAKE EM AWAY! ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l (o_o )-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o )
o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l ( o_o)-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o ) - ...
o/( o_o)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l (o_o )-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o ) -They're cardboard cutouts sir.
o/( T_T)\o ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l (o_o )-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(o_o )
o/( O_O)\o -WHAT THE ****!?!?!? ..................l ..................l ..................l ..................l...............l ..................l...............l (X_X )-l--- (O_o ) (o_O l) (O_/// ) ---l-(X_X )
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=^(l O_O)^ =^( O_///)^ =^( O_O)^_________lDance Club ->l___
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(o^_^)o o(^_^o) (lO_Ol) (O_O) (O_///) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) We're no strangers to love...-lO-Ol
We should be safe inside the club for now.-(l O_o) (o_o ) (o_///)
I'll go get some drinks.-(l o_o) (o_o ) (o_///) - And I'll go drink some drinks.
___________=== '(O_oo_O)' ===__________
(o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) (T_T) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) Neva gonna give you up... -lO-Ol
_______________________( O_O)________________________
_______________________( O_O)_____________________/(O_O )\ -Miss Mute
_______________________( <3_<3)_____________________/(^_^ )\
(o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) ( O_O) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) (o^_^)o o(^_^o) /(O_O )\ lO-Ol
( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( o_o)o/~ (BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!) /(O_O )\ lO-Ol
( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( O_O) ( ^_^)o/___________________ /(^_^ )\ lO-Ol
===================== ( ^_^)______________________/(^_^ )\ lO-Ol
__________________( ^_)oo(_^)\_____________lO-Ol -(More Rick Roll)
__________________/(^_)oo(_^)_____________lO-Ol
__________________( ^_)oo(_^)\_____________lO-Ol
__________________/(^_)oo(_^)_____________lO-Ol
__________________o(^_^)oo/(^_^)\o_____________lO-Ol
__________________( o_)oo(_o)\_____________lO-Ol
__________________( o_)oo(_o)\_____________lO-Ol
__________________( o_)oo(_o)\_____________lO-Ol
__________________( -_)(_-)\_____________lO-Ol
5 Minutes Later...
(l o_o) ( o_\\\) - Hey Silence, we should probably get go...
(l O_O) ( O_\\\) - OH MY GOD!!! ( >^_/( ^_^)\>
(l O_O) ( O_\\\) ( >O_/( O_O)\>
(l O_O) ( O_\\\) (O_O ) /(O_O )\
Silence you dog!-(l ^_^) ( O_\\\) (T_T ) /(T_T )\
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__(o_///)_When we get to the base, we'll confront the bad guy dude.-(l o_o)_(O_o )_/( o_o)\___
__(o_///)_ We should be getting there soon, any minute now.-(l o_o)_(O_o )_/( o_o)\___
*5 Hours Later*
__(-_///)_(l -_-)_(-_- )_/( -_-)\___
BANG! __(O_///)_(l O_O)_(O_O )_/( O_O)\___
__(O_///)_ The hell?!?!?-(l O_O)_(O_O )_/( O_O)\___
--- llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll/ llllllllllllllllllllllllllll/ llllllllllllllllllllllllll/ ......\vvvvvvvvv/ .....l................l .....l................l .....l................l .....l................l .....l................l -DSOM: MOON HO! .....l................l .....l................l Miss Mute: >:O .....l................l .....l................l .....l................l .....l_______l
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_( o_\\\)_/( o_o)\_(l o_o)_( o_o)____
We must be very careful.-( o_\\\)_/( o_o)\_(l o_o)_( o_o)____
You never know what traps lie on the-( o_\\\)_/( o_o)\_(l o_o)_( o_o)____
( o_o)-l -ding dong
_l ll l_l ll l_l ll l_( o_o)l
____________( O_O)l
____________(O_O )l
___________( o_O)___________
________________( o_O)______
_______________________( o_O)
( T_T)_______________(&_&^)-bowser______^-------------________>:oD -Thanks Silence!
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________________(O_O )____________
________________( O_O)____________
( O_O)________l l__lDONT COME IN HERE PLZ!l_
________( O_O)l l__lDONT COME IN HERE PLZ!l_
( O_O)_________(#_# ) -magic4224
( O_O)_________(#_# ) -THEY NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE! NEVA! NEVAAAAAAAAA!!!
===___________(#_# )
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___________( o_o)_________boss this way --->_______
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___________(oT_T)o_______________( -_-) -So... you made it...
___________(oT_T)o_______________( -_-) -I'm very impressed...
___________(oT_T)o_______________( -_-) -But I'm afraid it's time to die Silence...
___________(oT_T)o_______________(-_- ) -In the hands of...
___________(^O_O)^_______________(0_O ) -NECRO!!!
___________( O_O)_______________(0_O ) -That's right! I'm going to finish you!
___________( O_o)_______________(0_O ) -Just like the way I finished your friends!
___________( O_O)_______________(0_O ) -Thats right, they're all DEA
___________( o_o)_______________(0_O ) -THLY silent about your wherabouts.
___________(oT_T)o_______________(0_O ) -But it doesn't matter now... TIME TO DIE!
___________( O_O) =~=~=~=~=~=~=~\o(0_O )
__________'''( -_-)o/~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~\o(0_O )
__________( O_O)o/______________\o(0_O )
__________( O_O)o-l-----______________-----l-o(0_O )
__________( O_O)o-l----- *Clank* -----l-o(0_O )
__________( O_o)o-l----- *Clink* -----l-o(0_O )
__________( O_O)o-l-- --- *SNAP* --- --l-o(0_O )
__________( O_O)o-l--___________--l-o(0_O )
__________(oO_O)o___________o(0_Oo)
__________(X_X )PUNCHo(0_Oo)
__________( X_X)BACKHAND^(0_Oo)
__________( X_X)_________^( -_-)^ -Falcon....
oooooooooooooooooooooo(0oO ) -PUNCH!!!
(x_x#)___________(0_o )
(x_x#)___________--l-o(0_o )
(x_x#)____--l-o(0_o )
(x_x#)_--l-o(0_o ) -Well it looks like looks arn't everything, are they? Any last words?
(o_o#)_--l-o(0_o )
(T_T#)_--l-o(0_o )
Yeah!- (T_T#)___--l-o(0_O )
Why the hell can't people realize that I don't talk!?!?- (^T_T)^ (0_O )
It's a simple concept! Sir Silence doesn't talk!- (^O_O)^ (0_O )
But it's *******s like you who keep insisting that I do!- (T_T ) (0_O )
And now your going to kill me!?!? That's Bull ****!- (^O_O)^ (0_O )
I think about everything that I need to say so it comes out smooth and smart!- ( o_o) (0_o )
Unlike you!- ( O_o)> (0_O )
SAY HEELLO TO MA LITTLE FRIEND!- ( X_X)o,,-=====3====/\/\/\====(0_O )
( X_X)o,,-=====3====/\/\/\====3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
( o_o)
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( ^_^)o--l3 Days Later...l
I hearby issue an apology on account of Gamefaqs for our actions.-( 0_0) (^_^ ) ...CJayC
As a token of our apologies, we grant you all kings and queens of Canada!-( 0_0) (O_o )
( 0_0) (T_T )
Fine, we'll give you a real country.-( T_T) (T_T )
AND SO THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF THE COUNTRY WERE...
SIR DARK SIDE OF, THE MOON
Now, who wants to scratch my back?-( o_///)_____^(^_^ )- Let me sir!
SIR WENDELL, THE DUMB
Who wants to scratch MY back?-(l ^_^)__(O_o ) -Sir, for the last time, your at church.
(l o_o)__(O_o )
(l ^_^)__to(-_- ) -Sigh... not again...
MISS MUTE, THE SMEXY
PLAYMUTE /(^_^)\ exposed pics!
AND OF COURSE...
( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) -Oh brave king, what shall me do to solve our disputes?
( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O_o )
( o_o) ( o_o) ( o_o) o<(^_^ )
( o_o) ( o_o) A cookie?-( o_o) o<(O_o )
( ^_^) ( ^_^) OF COURSE!-^( ^_^)^ o<(^_^ )
SIR SILENCE, THE SILENT
THE END
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