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Blue Annihilator's Clues!

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« on: 22 September, 2007, 11:04:54 pm »

PILOT

Episode 1.1

*Opens with house made of felt. Steve pops out of window*

Steve: Hi out there! It's me, Steve! Have you seen Blue, my Annihilator?

*Blue is behind trash can, taking pills.*

Kids: THERE HE IS!

Blue: AH ****! I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WERE M&MS!

*He knocks over trash can, going towards door*

Blue: Stupid ****ing kids... if I were a doctor I would've invented the abortion a LONG time ago...

*BLUE ANNIHILATOR'S CLUES*

*Door opens to Steve, Blue is sitting in chair*

Steve: Hey there! You're just in time! Me and Blue were just about to play a game!

Blue: Oh god...

Steve: Yes! We were going to play space ship and... hey Blue, what are you doing?

Blue: What?

Steve: You're sitting in my chair.

Blue: I don't see your name on it.

Steve: But that's MY chair. I use it to think!

Blue: I thought you used 3 margaritas and a guy with a lisp to do the thinking for ya Friday nights.

Steve: For the last time Blue, I'm not gay.

Blue: What do you mean? You live alone, you wear green everyday, you haven't changed your voice since you were 12 years old, or your haircut for that matter, and you flirt with our mailman every chance you can get!

Steve: Mailbox is a very good friend of ours!

Blue: How good are we talking here?

Steve: *Sigh*... Blue, why are you so sad today?

Blue: Because I'm living with a convicted sex offender.

Kids: GASP!

Steve: HE'S LYING! Look Blue, would you like to play our favorite game in the whole wide world?

Blue: Smeer the Steve?

Steve: I'M NOT... I mean no Blue... "Blue's Clues"!

Blue: Oh god not again...

Steve: To play Blues Clues we gotta find a...

Kids: PAW PRINT!

Steve: Cause that's the first...

Kids: CLUE!

Steve: Then we put it in our notebook cause they're Whose Clues? Blue's Clues!

*Blue leaves, comes back with bat*

Steve: WE GOTTA FIND THE FIRST PAW PRINT, THATS THE FIRST CLUE, WE PUT IT IN OUR NOTEBOOK CAUSE THEY'RE WHOSE CLUES? BLUES CLUES!

WE GOTTA FIND THE SECOND PAW PRINT, THATS THE SECOND CLUE, WE PUT IT IN OUR-

*Blue smacks Steve's head with bat, music stops*

Blue: KIDS, FOR GODS SAKE. READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING!

*Steve grabs his neck*

Steve: NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE-

Kids: GASP!

Steve: I mean... you clever little thing you. Reading is fun, but you know what's even funner? Blue's Clues! You've already left the clues, right?

Blue: I guess so, but-

Steve: Then that settles it! Now let's head into the kitchen!

*Steve leaves*

Blue: See kids? Never smoke crack when you're pregnant.

*He follows Steve*
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« Reply #1 on: 22 September, 2007, 11:12:35 pm »

Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: 22 September, 2007, 11:36:07 pm »

I'm loving this already.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: 22 September, 2007, 11:48:00 pm »

 ^_^
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« Reply #4 on: 22 September, 2007, 11:50:06 pm »

I lol'd.


Great job so far!
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« Reply #5 on: 23 September, 2007, 12:11:11 am »

I give it 5 thumbs up.

Yes, I grew extra thumbs just to give it a higher rating.

>_>
Just remember who first suggested turning this into a story.
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« Reply #6 on: 23 September, 2007, 02:53:55 am »

I give it 5 thumbs up.

Yes, I grew extra thumbs just to give it a higher rating.




I just keep my extra thumbs in a jar tbqh.
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« Reply #7 on: 23 September, 2007, 08:04:40 am »

extreme lol. Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: 23 September, 2007, 09:20:47 am »

I was LMAO! honestly, The whole "convicted sex offender" thing had me rolling on the floor.
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Its all pointless now.
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« Reply #9 on: 23 September, 2007, 09:26:03 am »

LMFAO nintendude, you rule XD
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« Reply #10 on: 23 September, 2007, 10:21:13 am »

lol lol lol
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« Reply #11 on: 23 September, 2007, 03:28:38 pm »

Episode 1.2

*Steve and Blue go into the kitchen*

Steve: Look Blue! It's our friends, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!

Blue: Why do I even live life anymore...

Mr. Salt: Do not forget our sweet Baby Paprika!

Blue: Yes, and we don't forget your ba-... wait a minute. Baby Paprika?

Mrs. Pepper: That is correct.

Blue: You... BREED!?!?!?

Mr. Salt: You can say that, yes.

Blue: THAT'S F**KING DISCUSSTING! Steve, your salt shaker isn't a virgin! Why does that not make you uneasy!

Steve: Why Blue, it looks like you need to learn a little bit about the birds and the-

Blue: I KNOW about the birds and the bees, but they don't have the equipment!... or do they?

*He picks up Mr. Salt*

Mr. Salt: Oy! What are you-

Blue: WHERE IS IT YOU FRENCH LITTLE FREAK!!

Steve: BLUE! That's not how we treat our friends!

Blue: I think I'm gonna barf...

Kids: A Clue! A Clue!

Blue: *sigh* What is it now?

Steve: They've found one of your clues, Blue!

Blue: Oh... Oh! Yeah, the handprint.

Steve: Our first clue is this picture of Aunt Imma! ...why is the handprint on her-

Blue: Hey man, it's not my aunt.

Steve: *sigh* I guess we just write it down in our handy dandy- wait a minute, I forgot to get the notebook! Blue, go ask sidetable drawer for our notebook!

Blue: Ask!?!? Jesus Christ man, you're friends with the salt, your friends with the clock, your friends with the soap. I'd hope you'd be friends with the toilet, otherwise-

Steve: NOTEBOOK, BLUE!

Blue: Fine! Fine! Jeez...

*Blue goes to the sidetable drawer.*

SD: Hey Blue! On another adventure I see!

Blue: Look, just open the drawer so I can get the damn notebook.

SD: You have to say "Please".

*Blue stares for a while. He then rips the drawer out from the sidetable violently and throws it on the floor.*

SD: ACK!!! Ahhhhh, oh....

*It dies. Blue looks through the drawer*

Blue: Let's see... flashlight, phonebook, pencils... condoms!?!?!? Next to the Thinking Chair?!? Holy ****! Ah, here we go, notebook.

*He gives it to Steve*

Steve: Thank you Blue! What was all of the screaming I heard?

Blue: Nothing.

Steve: Whatever. I think I hear our friends Shovel and Pail calling from the backyard! Let's go!

*Steve leaves*

Blue: Must... not... kill...

*He follows*
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« Reply #12 on: 23 September, 2007, 03:42:08 pm »

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Dude, this is as good as family guy!
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Its all pointless now.
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« Reply #13 on: 23 September, 2007, 03:44:10 pm »

*lol's harder*
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« Reply #14 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:00:05 pm »

I lol'd. This is amazing, Nintendude.  XD
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