Blue Annihilator's Clues!

Episode 1.4

*Blue and Steve are in the family room*

Blue: You see? It's in the picture right he-... wait a minute, where the hell did it go?

Steve: Don't you know Blue? The pictures change after a while! We have to "Blue Skadoo" into the picture.

Blue: I don't think so.

Steve: Oh cmon...

Blue: Why don't you find a picture of hell and jump on in? But then again, here we are.

Steve: It's fun though!

Blue: Well... alright. I'll follow you.

Steve: O.K then.

*Steve dances into the picture. Blue, seeing he's gone, sits in the thinking chair above SD's corpes.*

Blue: Ah, thank God... I get a break from the one shirt wonder and his ever smile friends...

Announcer: MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAAAAAAAAAAIL TIME!

Blue: The mail's here!

*Mailbox pops through the window*

Mailbox: Hey Blue! How are you today!

Blue: 2nd wednesday of the month Mailbox, you know what THAT means!

Mailbox: A package from your best friend?

Blue: You got that right!

*He takes the mail*

Blue: Bills, bills, bills, bills, hatemail, more hatemail, a letter from our friends, more hatemail... AH HA!

*He takes out a playboy*

Blue: Oh sweet September Issue... what would I do without you?

*He opens it, then stops. He looks to see if nobody is watching, then "Blue Skadoos" into the magazine. You can hear him and girls laughing from inside. Steve comes back.*

Steve: I found the cl- OH MY GOD!

*He shakes the magazine until Blue comes out, clothes ripped up and covered in lipstick.*

Steve: Why the hell didn't you follow me!?!?

Blue: Dude, I'd love to talk, but I'm covered in paper cuts in places you couldn't imagine.

Steve: The last clue was this novelty 3 stooges mug... why?

Blue: Because you're a stooge.

Steve: I-... *sigh*. Just let me in the thinking chair.*

*Steve sits*