Episode 2.2Blue: O.K, since Steve isn't here, I have to do all the work around here... in fact, when Steve IS here I have to do all of the work around here... anyway, I have to get out of this Hell House and get some stuff for the party.
*Knock on the door*
Blue:
Oh yes! It's a secret surprise from our special guest! Let's open the door and-
*Blue opens the door and sees Zeldafan. He slams the door right after*
ZF: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE BLUE!
Blue: Ah damnit...
*He opens it*
Blue: Hey Zeldafan...
ZF: Hello Blue. Have you got my money yet?
Blue: Money? I have no idea what you are talking about!
ZF: You don't do you? Steve Irwin funeral, mudkip rescue party, a shoot out in Chuck-E-Cheese...
Blue: OK! OK! I remember! It was the weirdest 2 hours of my life, how do I forget!
*He pulls out his wallet*
Blue: Oh no, I'm not gonna have the money for the stereo after this...
ZF: Stereo?
Blue: Yeah, I was gonna have a house party to celebrate sending Steve to Afganistan.
ZF: Was he the guy I just saw skipping?
Blue: That was him. I was gonna rent a stereo with his credit card, but I think he brought it with him. Now I won't have the money!
ZF: Well, there's always the 5 finger discount...
Blue: Hey, there's no need for sex jokes at a time like th- OH! You mean stealing!... heh heh heh... of course.
*Blue puts on spy gear, Sam Fisher style, and army crawls his way to the pawn shop. He gets to the top of the store and cuts a hole into it. He crawls through the hole and creeps into the storage unit. Seeing a guard, he hides behind some crates and pulls out Mrs. Pepper.*
Mrs. Pepper: So nice of you to bring me along Blue! I know that we are becoming great friends and-
*Blue takes off Pepper's lid and throws pepper all over the guards eyes. Blue quickly grabs the stereo and runs up to the hole.*
Blue: Damnit! I can't get back up there!
Tickety: *In pocket* Don't worry Blue! If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!
*Guards quickly tackle him.*
Blue: AH!
Guard: Hold him down!
Blue: O.K! O.K! I surrender!
Guard: Suspect refusing! Tazer him!
Blue: Don't taz me bro! Don't taz- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
