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Blue Annihilator's Clues!

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« Reply #15 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:17:57 pm »

more, more!
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« Reply #16 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:23:15 pm »

Episode 1.3

*Steve and Blue go into the back yard and meet Shovel and Pail*

Shovel and Pail: Hi Steve and Blue!

Steve: Hi Shovel and Pail!

Blue: Oh jesus...

Shovel: We have a delema Steve, I think that it's my turn to play with the sandbox.

Pail: But I say it's MY turn.

Shovel: Can you help us?

Steve: Well, why don't you BOTH use the-

Blue: No no no... you're obviously BOTH r*tarded. Hasn't TV stated that violence is the cure for all of lifes problems? Pail, Shovel clearly thinks of you as a b*tch. Why do you think he's always pooring sand into you and not the other way around?

Pail: He does!?!?

Blue: And Shovel, Pail doesn't like YOU because she thinks you're a wimp. Look at you! You don't have any friends and spend your time outside because Steve doesn't want you ****ing up his house!

Shovel: She does!?!?

Blue: Of course she does! Now there's only one solution to this.

Pail: Apology?

Blue: **** no! SHANKING!

*Blue gives them both knives*

Blue: Winner gets the sandbox and Steve's love, go!

*They start stabbing each other.*

Blue: He he he... dance puppets dance!

Steve: Blue, that wasn't the nice thing to do.

Blue: The kids seem to be enjoying it.

Pail: Ouch! My spleen!

Kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: That's not-

Kids: A clue! A clue!

Steve: A clue? Where?

Kids: Right there!

*Steve sees a handprint on the garden hoe.*

Steve: A hoe?

Blue: Yep.

Steve: What does a hoe have to do with my Aunt Imma?

Blue: Lot's of things actually.

Steve: YOU SON OF A-

Kids: GASP!!!

Steve: WONDERFUL mother and father... perhaps you would like to show us the room with the next clue in it?

Blue: Meh... I guess. This way...

*They leave, Shovel and Pail still stabbing each other.*
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« Reply #17 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:26:16 pm »

*epic laughs*
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« Reply #18 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:40:31 pm »

This story is pure win
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« Reply #19 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:40:59 pm »

Episode 1.4

*Blue and Steve are in the family room*

Blue: You see? It's in the picture right he-... wait a minute, where the hell did it go?

Steve: Don't you know Blue? The pictures change after a while! We have to "Blue Skadoo" into the picture.

Blue: I don't think so.

Steve: Oh cmon...

Blue: Why don't you find a picture of hell and jump on in? But then again, here we are.

Steve: It's fun though!

Blue: Well... alright. I'll follow you.

Steve: O.K then.

*Steve dances into the picture. Blue, seeing he's gone, sits in the thinking chair above SD's corpes.*

Blue: Ah, thank God... I get a break from the one shirt wonder and his ever smile friends...

Announcer: MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAAAAAAAAAAIL TIME!

Blue: The mail's here!

*Mailbox pops through the window*

Mailbox: Hey Blue! How are you today!

Blue: 2nd wednesday of the month Mailbox, you know what THAT means!

Mailbox: A package from your best friend?

Blue: You got that right!

*He takes the mail*

Blue: Bills, bills, bills, bills, hatemail, more hatemail, a letter from our friends, more hatemail... AH HA!

*He takes out a playboy*

Blue: Oh sweet September Issue... what would I do without you?

*He opens it, then stops. He looks to see if nobody is watching, then "Blue Skadoos" into the magazine. You can hear him and girls laughing from inside. Steve comes back.*

Steve: I found the cl- OH MY GOD!

*He shakes the magazine until Blue comes out, clothes ripped up and covered in lipstick.*

Steve: Why the hell didn't you follow me!?!?

Blue: Dude, I'd love to talk, but I'm covered in paper cuts in places you couldn't imagine.

Steve: The last clue was this novelty 3 stooges mug... why?

Blue: Because you're a stooge.

Steve: I-... *sigh*. Just let me in the thinking chair.*

*Steve sits*
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« Reply #20 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:45:39 pm »

LMFAO XD
"Bills, bills, bills, bills, hatemail, more hatemail, a letter from our friends, playboy!"


Dude... i was cracking up XD
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« Reply #21 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:53:30 pm »

Episode 1.5

Steve: O.K... we're in our thinking chair... let's think.

Blue: This is going to be bad, isn't it?

Steve: O.K, so our clues are Aunt Imma, A Garden Hoe, and A 3 Stooges Mug.

Blue: Yep.

Steve: Blue, what the hell does that mean?

Blue: I'll let it set in.

Steve: Well, this mug actually has a handprint on one of the stooges... Moe. Right?

Blue: You can say that.

Steve: So Aunt Imma, Garden Hoe, Moe... Imma, Garden Hoe, Moe... Imma Hoe Moe?

*Blue bursts into hysterical laughter*

Steve: YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

*Steve picks up a shot gun*

Blue: Uh oh. NOT KIDS SHOW MATERIAL!

*He runs around the house, Steve chasing him, firing the gun. Blue comes to the book shelf and finds a book entitled "The Sun". He opens it and puts it on the floor.*

Blue: Blue Skadoo!

*He doesn't jump in, instead, he hides behind the bookshelf*

Steve: So you think you can hide? Blue skadoo!

*He jumps in the book. Flames shoot up from it.*

Steve: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Blue closes the book and addresses the children.*

Blue: We hoped you enjoyed this episode of Blue Annihilator's Clues. We've had alot of fun, but we've also learned a few things. Kids, the most important part of your body is your brain... it's where the coke goes where you snort it. That way, everything in YOUR house will talk to you and be your friend. Goodbye!

*Blue waves*

THE END

*More to come*
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« Reply #22 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:57:08 pm »

"Imma hoe moe?"

XD LMFAO! Dude, i couldnt breathe...
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« Reply #23 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:00:54 pm »

man, this is it right here! Whenever you go into comedic writing, let me be your manager man!!!  ^_^
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« Reply #24 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:05:20 pm »

man, this is it right here! Whenever you go into comedic writing, let me be your manager man!!!  ^_^
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IM HIS MANAGER! Angry
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« Reply #25 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:05:57 pm »

Guys, guys! You can BOTH be my manager!  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:06:38 pm »

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Mmkay.  Smiley
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« Reply #27 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:07:46 pm »

Playboy!? For shame, Nintendude.

Anyway, this just gets better and better with each update! I eagerly await the next episode. XD
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« Reply #28 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:09:04 pm »

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Mmkay.  Smiley

FORGET YOU!!!! *slaps you with a tractor*
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« Reply #29 on: 23 September, 2007, 05:11:00 pm »

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Mmkay.  Smiley

FORGET YOU!!!! *slaps you with a tractor*
*grabs tractor, eyes flame, and tractor explodes*
*earth around me floats, and a portal to hell opens as demons pour out and destroy*
*glares at masterman*
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