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Blue Annihilator's Clues!

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« Reply #75 on: 29 September, 2007, 10:04:02 pm »

Episode 2.2

Blue: O.K, since Steve isn't here, I have to do all the work around here... in fact, when Steve IS here I have to do all of the work around here... anyway, I have to get out of this Hell House and get some stuff for the party.

*Knock on the door*

Blue:  Shocked Oh yes! It's a secret surprise from our special guest! Let's open the door and-

*Blue opens the door and sees Zeldafan. He slams the door right after*

ZF: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE BLUE!

Blue: Ah damnit...

*He opens it*

Blue: Hey Zeldafan...

ZF: Hello Blue. Have you got my money yet?

Blue: Money? I have no idea what you are talking about!

ZF: You don't do you? Steve Irwin funeral, mudkip rescue party, a shoot out in Chuck-E-Cheese...

Blue: OK! OK! I remember! It was the weirdest 2 hours of my life, how do I forget!

*He pulls out his wallet*

Blue: Oh no, I'm not gonna have the money for the stereo after this...

ZF: Stereo?

Blue: Yeah, I was gonna have a house party to celebrate sending Steve to Afganistan.

ZF: Was he the guy I just saw skipping?

Blue: That was him. I was gonna rent a stereo with his credit card, but I think he brought it with him. Now I won't have the money!

ZF: Well, there's always the 5 finger discount...

Blue: Hey, there's no need for sex jokes at a time like th- OH! You mean stealing!... heh heh heh... of course.

*Blue puts on spy gear, Sam Fisher style, and army crawls his way to the pawn shop. He gets to the top of the store and cuts a hole into it. He crawls through the hole and creeps into the storage unit. Seeing a guard, he hides behind some crates and pulls out Mrs. Pepper.*

Mrs. Pepper: So nice of you to bring me along Blue! I know that we are becoming great friends and-

*Blue takes off Pepper's lid and throws pepper all over the guards eyes. Blue quickly grabs the stereo and runs up to the hole.*

Blue: Damnit! I can't get back up there!

Tickety: *In pocket* Don't worry Blue! If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!

*Guards quickly tackle him.*

Blue: AH!

Guard: Hold him down!

Blue: O.K! O.K! I surrender!

Guard: Suspect refusing! Tazer him!

Blue: Don't taz me bro! Don't taz- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #76 on: 29 September, 2007, 10:13:32 pm »

LMFAO XD
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« Reply #77 on: 29 September, 2007, 10:23:14 pm »

Episode 2.3

*Blue is in a cell block, holding the stereo and sitting on a bench*

Blue: All I wanted to do was throw a kick ass party... now look at me! I'm sitting in jail. Maybe I shouldn't have turned to a life of crime to make my wishes come true. Maybe I should've accepted Steve as a friend and respect everyone who loved me in that house. Maybe I, myself, should've celebrated a Happy Day...

Wait a minute! I'm not supposed to learn a life lesson! I'm Blue ****ing Annihilator!

*He's runs in the group shower, and takes out Slippery Soap. He looks at a big guy.*

Blue: Hey man! Catch!

*He throws Slippery*

Slippery: WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

*The big guy misses and bends over to pick it up. Others wrestle him. This starts a riot and Blue sneaks out unharmed. He goes to his cell block and takes out Shovel.*

Shovel: What are we doing Blue? Are we playing a game!

Blue: I'd brace myself Shovel... it's gonna be a long night...

*Blue starts digging. 1 hour later, he's free.*

Blue: I made it! I successfully stole a stereo and broke out of jail! Way to go Shovel!

Shovel: *Bent up* luda...daoodffffffffffffdijng...

*He falls over. Blue rushes home to set up the party*

Blue: Yes! I got the stereo! Now I invite everyone over and... CRAP! I forgot the booze! There's got to be something around here...

*He goes down to the basement and finds beer cans all over the floor.*

Blue: This actually explains A LOT... looks like it's all gone. I'm going to have to make my own beer!

*The A-Team theme starts. He throws together a bunch of stuff. Laundry Detergent, Milk, drops of beer from the cans, bath water, etc. The theme finishes and he tastes his design... then immediatly spits it out.*

Blue: What the hell was I thinking?!?!? Screw it, I'll just buy some Buds...

*He goes to a convienient store. Out front, he meets Cads.*

Blue: Hey Cads, how's it goin?

Cads: It's going great! Can't wait for the party tonight!

Blue: Yeah, about that, you're not invited.

Cads: What!?!? But why!?!?

Blue: Well, you kind of creep me out. But let's put that to the side for a while, I need you to buy me beer.

Cads: Well... O.K. I got this new fake ID! Check it out!

*Blue looks at it.*

Blue: Hawaii?... 45!?!?... This ID sucks!

Cads: It doesn't matter! It'll work!

Blue: Cads... it doesn't even have a first name it just says McCadsin!

Cads: ... i am McCadsin!

*They stare at each other for a while. Blue pimp smacks him.*

Blue: Hm... there has got to be an easier way... I know! I'll steal it!

*The exact same thing as last time happens, at a faster pace.*
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« Reply #78 on: 29 September, 2007, 10:28:49 pm »

XD YAY! IM IN!

And i lol'd at my part!
Nintendude, you and this story rocks! XD
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« Reply #79 on: 30 September, 2007, 08:03:22 pm »

errr......Slippery was gangster on the show.
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« Reply #80 on: 01 October, 2007, 08:51:02 am »

Lol.

Mudkip rescue party.
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« Reply #81 on: 01 October, 2007, 08:43:11 pm »

o_O
Wow...

Just as a side comment, my first name is Steve. >___>


Most call me Stephen, though.
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« Reply #82 on: 28 October, 2007, 12:18:40 pm »

And Spat hath once again killed the topic.
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« Reply #83 on: 28 October, 2007, 06:28:31 pm »

No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
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« Reply #84 on: 28 October, 2007, 07:37:12 pm »

lulz, I wonder if he'll ever update it
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« Reply #85 on: 28 October, 2007, 07:53:18 pm »

I promise to update it IF Blue returns. You can tell him that.
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« Reply #86 on: 28 October, 2007, 07:55:46 pm »

No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
Oh... well then...

*Runs*

(Fine, some time this week)
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« Reply #87 on: 29 October, 2007, 10:10:06 am »

No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
I believe im the only cad around here >_>
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« Reply #88 on: 02 April, 2009, 09:28:22 am »

No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
Oh... well then...

*Runs*

(Fine, some time this week)

*yawn*

Longest damn week I've ever experienced...*shot*
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« Reply #89 on: 02 April, 2009, 10:42:34 am »

Oh yeah, I remember this topic. Good times...
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