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Blue Annihilator's Clues!

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« Reply #45 on: 23 September, 2007, 08:21:54 pm »

just make it playgirl
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« Reply #46 on: 23 September, 2007, 08:26:12 pm »

But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



No no, you're right. I'm not sure if Nintendude was aware of that or not. >_>

Oh. I'm sorry man, I really didn't know.  Undecided

It's okay. Just be sure to take note of that in the future.

You got it. No more jokes like that. I didn't mean to offend you in any way and if I did, I am sorry.
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« Reply #47 on: 23 September, 2007, 08:29:55 pm »

Nuh uh, I wasn't offended at all. I had just thought everyone knew by now. So don't worry about it, okay?  Smiley
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« Reply #48 on: 23 September, 2007, 08:50:04 pm »

I actually laughed harder BECAUSE it portrayed Blue as a "normal" person. (no offense meant, I hope)





Yay, more episodes!!!!!!!
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« Reply #49 on: 23 September, 2007, 08:52:57 pm »

Nuh uh, I wasn't offended at all. I had just thought everyone knew by now. So don't worry about it, okay?  Smiley
I DIDNT KNOW!
HOLY CRAP!
I shoulda known from those pics...


XD, At least you dont over due it like some do.
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« Reply #50 on: 23 September, 2007, 09:02:55 pm »

Nuh uh, I wasn't offended at all. I had just thought everyone knew by now. So don't worry about it, okay?  Smiley
So the jokes dont have to stop?
Cuz those gay jokes are some of the best XD
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« Reply #51 on: 23 September, 2007, 10:53:30 pm »

Oh yeah, the jokes. Uh, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't turn ugly.
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« Reply #52 on: 24 September, 2007, 03:29:44 pm »

wha ha ha! Yay!  Smiley
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« Reply #53 on: 24 September, 2007, 05:56:51 pm »

That was epic Nintendude.
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« Reply #54 on: 24 September, 2007, 06:12:18 pm »

Oh yeah, the jokes. Uh, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't turn ugly.
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« Reply #55 on: 24 September, 2007, 08:30:31 pm »

I guess it's time for another episode, huh? >_>
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« Reply #56 on: 24 September, 2007, 08:58:46 pm »

I guess it's time for another episode, huh? >_>
YES!
And remember those jokes dont gotta stop.


CUZ THEYRE THE BOMB!
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« Reply #57 on: 24 September, 2007, 09:06:36 pm »

This does no Phail. Ever. Period. Exclamatory Mark. Divison Sign. Traffic Man.  police O:)
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« Reply #58 on: 24 September, 2007, 09:44:35 pm »

HAPPY DAY

Episode 2.1

*Opens with felt house. Steve looks through the window.*

Steve: Hi out there! It's me, Steve! Have you seen Blue, my Annihilator?

*Blue hops out from the side*

Blue: DIE!

*Blue throws a knife at window, missing and stabbing into side of house.*

Kids: THERE HE IS!

Blue: AH! DAMNIT! Missed again!

*Steve goes inside, Blue heads for door*

Blue: It's impossible to find anything sharp in that house... I find ONE knife and I blow it. Damn my luck.

*BLUE ANNIHILATOR'S CLUES*

*Steve is in the living room, Blue sitting to the side.*

Steve: Hey there kids! I'm so glad you could make it!

Blue: *Whispering* Get out while you still can!

Steve: BLUE! ... This is a special day BECAUSE it's our favorite day of the entire year!

Blue: What?... OH GOD NO!!!

*He runs over to side*

Steve: Blue! What are you doing?

*Blue is wrapping a noose around his neck*

Blue: I DON'T WANNA LIVE!

*He jumps off a chair, but the rope breaks*

Blue: Jesus! Every year!

Steve: Ha ha ha... with Blue's annual suicide attempt out of the way, it's time for my favorite holiday of all time... HAPPY DAY!

Blue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: But Blue, don't you love the day where you get to be the happiest?

Blue: You made up the damn holiday to make an excuse to make that smile that makes me sick all day!

Steve: But you had fun LAST year, didn't you?

*Flashback to last year's Happy Day, all of the appliences are gathered around the picnic table with Blue scowling over them.*

Everyone: HAPPY HAPPY DAY BLUE!

Tickety Tock: Are you making your Happy Day wish Blue?

Blue: Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna-

*House explodes behind them*

Blue: HALLE-FRICKEN LULLIA!

*Goes back*

Steve: Well, what would make this Happy Day the best for you?

Blue: *Crosses fingers* House explosion. House explosion...

Steve: I know! We can play "Blue Annihilator's Clues" to figure it out!

Blue: But I didn't set up the cl-

Steve: Now where are the clues, Blue?

Blue: I told you I-... yeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh... the clues... um... I decided to make this a very special Happy Day. I've hid the clues in Afganistan!

Steve: Afganistan!?!?

Blue: YEAH! Afganistan. Why don't you go there, find the clues, and come back so we can celebrate! It will be educational!

Steve: Well, that is true... I guess I could-

Blue: Well then what are you waiting for? GO GO GO!

*He pushes him out the door, a plane takes off. Upbeat music starts*

Blue: YES! Finally!

*He takes out a notebook*

Blue: Enemies that I have eliminated... David, Sas, Jake, Hitler, David, Blank, David... Steve!

*He crosses out his name*

Blue: O.K kids, NO MORE Blue Annihilator's Clues, O.K? From now on we're playing "Blue Annihilator's All Night House Party". To play Blue Annihilator's All Night House Party (OR BAANHP for short) we gotta rent a...

Kids: STEREO SYSTEM!

Blue: Cause would've annoyed...

Kids: STEVE!

Blue: Then we charge it on his credit card-

Cause it's MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE!

We gotta find a big keg now, fill it with some beer, we put it on Steve's tab again-

Cause it's MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE!

You know what to do!

Sit down in the thinking chair and laugh, laugh, laaaugh...

Because Steve's face will be red, soon he'll probably be dead, I can do, anything-

*Phone rings, Blue answers not in song*

Blue: Hello? This is him... uh huh... complaints? But Steve sung **** all of the time!... confession to murder? No, it's a new form of death metal! ... yes, they sing that on kids shows... no, I'm not high... O.K, I'm a little high but the felt just- hello?

*Dial tone*

Blue: *In song* That I wanna do!
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« Reply #59 on: 24 September, 2007, 10:10:14 pm »

Hahaha!!!!

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