Nintendude
|
|
« on: 29 September, 2007, 09:36:39 pm » |
|
Today I decided that it would be a good day to see a movie. So me, my sister, and our two friends looked online to see which one we wanted to see.
There was RE3. (Zombies... very tempting...)
There was Good Luck Chuck. (Jessica Alba... need I say more?)
But most importantly, there was the greatest movie ever made... Superbad.
I convinced them into going. I'd gladly see it again and again 5 more times. We got there and asked for 4 tickets... "no".
Why not? Because I'm 14. I have to be accompinied by an adult to see an R rated movie. The FIRST time I saw it, my friends mom walked us in, waited until it started, then walked out. Today it was just us.
This is why the MPAA is stupid. Why do I need adult supervision to see an R rated movie when on a regular day I see kids throwing used condoms at each other on my bus, hear every profanity known to man just by walking through the halls of my school, and take a health class where I hear a very descriptive speech on what goes on "down there".
So, what can we see? Look at the movies: R, R, R, R, R... "Mr. Woodcock" is rated PG-13, but starts at 8. "The Gameplan" is PG, but it starts at 7. "What CAN we see?", I ask. I wish I never did.
My sister and her friend (13) are thrilled when they remember Sydney White, a story about a girl who goes through a "Snow Whiteish" tale of starting college and being herself starring Amanda Bynes.
I wish that a guy jumped out of the bushes and cut my balls off just then so I could go to the hospital and get them painfully reattached. But I'm never that lucky.
So we get in. The movie is so bad and unpopular that it's shown in the small theature. There's only 7 other people in there. No children. (Which is scary)
The trailer starts and shows all of the limited release movies comming out. (No major releases, it's like saying, "Hey! If you think that THIS movie is great, then you'll watch anything now wouldn't you! Check out this new movie produced by Jenifer Lopez!")
The movie starts. I wish I chocked on my popcorn and died. The only person who was laughing in the theature was this guy who could've easily just have been the voice of God. You can only imagine that this laugh belongs to Paul Bunyan.
"Ohmygosh, I just farted!"
"HA... HA... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Like I said, this movie was a modern remake of Snow White. Towards the end, a hacker gets into her computer and gives her a computer virus that erases her files. (A Bad Apple, get it?) She re-do's her report, but falls asleep right after. (Impossible to wake up, get it?) The girl who hired the hacker is the person running against her for class president, and didn't want her to wake up for some debate. Her boyfriend (named Prince, for some strange reason.) Finds her and, for GOD KNOWS WHAT reason, approaches her...
opens his mouth...
touches her lips...
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!" I yell, getting laughs from people also dragged to the movie and glares from my sister. Security approached me and asked me to leave. I did, and 10 minutes later, it ended.
Worth it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Cads_473
|
|
« Reply #4 on: 29 September, 2007, 10:51:57 pm » |
|
......
lmao! Dude, you shoulda walked home! That movie... *shudders*
|
Its all pointless now.
|
|
|
Gaffit
|
|
« Reply #5 on: 01 October, 2007, 12:51:26 pm » |
|
*Is 17*
Mwahahahahahahaha!
*Goes to see Resident Evil 3 without adult supervision*
*Chokes on his popcorn*
|
|
|
|
zeldafan42
|
|
« Reply #6 on: 01 October, 2007, 01:04:52 pm » |
|
I'm a girl, and you would never get me to watch that movie.
EVER.
You're right....it was worth it.
|
|
|
|
Nintendude
|
|
« Reply #7 on: 01 October, 2007, 06:33:55 pm » |
|
I'm a girl, and you would never get me to watch that movie.
EVER.
You're right....it was worth it.
Thanks. My sister is living in the 4th grade.
|
|
|
|
|
|