Message #88845

[LuigiKong]

Chapter 2: PreQualification

(The people are picked everyone is now at the signin table. Lakitu, the hired host of the event is relaxing trying to quiet dwon the crowd.)

Lakitu: People relax! We are now starting signups! Please in an orderly fashion, leave your families and come to the table!

(Everyone lines up in a unorderly fashion, and Lakitu just shakes his head and starts asking questions after grabbing his checklist.)

Lakitu: Name?

Mario: My name's Mario I think you would know me.

Lakitu: Oh yeah I hate you, now go away. NEXT!

(Mario leaves with an odd expression.)

Lakitu: Name?

(Luigi puts finger in air and opens mouth)

Lakitu: ..........Oh wait a sec, you're Mario's brother's, I hate you too. NEXT!

(Luigi walks off.)

Lakitu: Name?

Fat Guy: I think you know who I am.

Lakitu: No I do not what is your name?

Fat Guy: What are you going ask me next, what is the air speed velocity of an unladen paratroopa?

Lakitu: Just tell me your name sir.

Fat Guy: OK my name's Wario.

Lakitu: Thank you, now PLEASE go away.

Wario: Peace out Lakitu!

(He goes down list and is at number 15 now.)

Lakitu: Wow, you're King Wart aren't you! I'm your biggest fan!

Wart: Thank you.

Lakitu: You will never be lost in the shuffle, you're going to win for sure!

Wart: Thanks.

(Lakitu looks and sees know one.)

Lakitu: What, wait a sec.(He scans list. He finds there is no number 15.)

Lakitu: OK let me go through this again.
1. Mario
2. Luigi
3. Wario
4. Yoshi
5. Donkey Kong
6. Donkey Kong Jr.
7. Koopa Troopa
8. Princess Peach
9. Bowser
10. King Wart
11. Shy Guy
12. Mouser
13. Fry Guy
14. Chargin Chuck
15. King Wart

Lakitu: There's no 16?! ( He calls Peach over.) You only chose 15! We need one more or we can't start!

Peach: Gosh, I don't know, there's no one.................. wait I know someone who we can choose.