Ultimate Paradise

*curtains rise, crowd cheers*
WELCOME EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

*crowd roars loudly*

Yea, sorry I'm late. I was too busy picking out curtains for the stage!

*crowd laughs*

Anyways, as promised, I have a special guest tonight. He won the User Brawl in the GF SB.
His name is......*drum roll*
......
........
..........RANDOMGUY44!!!!! *crowd chants "ran-dom-guy"*

Woo!

*sits down in the front row*

*Walks out on stage*
*Waves*
Hello!

Random, please take a seat.

Now you won the right to be my guest by, in my eyes, winning that user brawl on the SSBBSB. My first question is:
Did you think you would actually win?

*sits in a Sniper booth* I've got you now Random.

*sits down with Dark Blaze*

*Melts Masterman with Gamma Vision*

*Eats Popcorn*

Well no actually.
I did admit to dieing twice during the actual competition, so I thought that would count against me.
Not to mention that I could never really get the upper hand on Dizi. I'm just glad he wasn't in the running.

ggrrrr.......*pulls out tranquilizer*

Yea, Dizi was the wildcard of the brawl.
Did you surprise yourself with your battle prowess?

*takes a seat with the other audience members*

Dizi can beat almost anyone...

Not that hard for someone with a Death Note

Yes. I knew I wanted the chance to be here tonight and when you said how you would be picking your guest, I was a little disappointed. I never considered myself very good at the whole "internet fight" thing. But I decided to join the fight anyway, and I was able to somehow pull out the win.

Well, I hope I taught you a life lesson.

Ok, next topic.

I'm not gonna beat around the bush, I'm just gonna ask. Is there anyone in GameFAQs that you don't like?
And please, elaborate for us...

*wind blows*

*shuts the window*

Hmm... that is pretty straight forward.

Honestly, I can't say that I'm very fond of Kye Neo. I had seen him before but not in a while. Lately he's come on the SB acting like he owns the place and that he never left. I don't really know, I guess I just don't like his attitude that much.

Also, AKnownUnKnown has appeared lately. He claims to be the alt of a past regular, but he won' t say who. He hasn't done anything wrong per se, but he seems to defend the GB with a passion. The other day I saw him post in this joke topic about the GB and he was defending them again and he was border line flaming the TC and some other user (can't remember who). I couldn't figure out why he couldn't just take the joke. I mean, it's pretty widely known that we make fun of the GB on a daily basis.

Really though, I haven't met anyone that I absolutely hate.

alright. good elaboration.
Now, to steer in a different direction....
Sasori's Board. You first came here almost begging us to come back to GameFAQs. I don't have to explain that further, but what was your deal with Sasori's board? What were your thoughts exactly?

My thoughts were that this board was taking users away from GameFAQs. People who posted a lot at FAQs were starting to post less and less and less. This really disappointed me because I wasn't seeing as much of the users who I had gotten to know over the past few months. Really, it was a change and I did not deem it a good one.

....and your thoughts on the situation now?

I think it's safe to say we've come to an understanding.  ;)

I decided that what I was doing was not helping in the least, and I was not being who I really was (which is something I've always tried to do).

Now I'm one of the many who go to both sites, and I see everyone as much as I did in the good ole days.

Well, 'tis a good thing you are yourself again.
Well, I think it's time for some members of my audience to ask you some questions of their own!
*looks into the audience*
Do I see any raised hands?

*raises hand*

*raises hand as well*

Yes you, DarkBlaze.
What is your question for Random?

And now for the random, Ridiculous question that always shows up...

What does purple taste like and is it smaller than brown?

I've been wondering that, too...

Purple tastes like the inside of your mouth when you first wake up in the morning.
Brown is actually a lot bigger.

Wow, interesting.
Ok, I saw 5Bass's hand after DB's.
So 5Bass, what is your question?

I got 3 actually.
What is your favorite color?
What is your quest?
and what is average air-speed velocity of an unladen shallow?

Blue.
I seek the holy box of Nilla Wafers.
African or European?

Why would I know that?

I don't know...
*flies off into the pit*
*Comes back on stage moments later*
That was fun.

Alright.
Now back to my questions...
As we all know, you are a self-proclaimed leader of the bumper alliance. How happy were you when you found out that the bumper made its return?

When I saw the update I jumped up and yelled, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!"
Then I ran around the room and came back to my computer and made two topics announcing my victory; one on this board and one on FAQs.



I'm going to have to ask for a commercial break now, I'll be back in a few minutes though.

*goes into the back and switches to commercials*

*celebrates the bumper's return*

alright, we'll take a very small break.
We'll be back after these short commercials!
*camera pans out as crowd cheers*

~~*DB, make a commercial advertisement, QUICK!!!*~~

Uh, Geico?
Sprite?
Lounge?

doesn't matter.
fine, ill make one... :P

GET ON WITH IT!

*gives 5bass skittles*

Calm down.

*commercial*

guy1: Hey, I can't find anymore Sprite in the fridge!
guy2: Well that sucks.....wait, how is that possible? The Lounge NEVER runs out of drinks!!!
guy1: oh well, at least I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

random GameFAQs User: expect'd/10

*end commercial*

Lol, commercial genius.

Except for the fact it didn't make sense. >_>

Humph...stupid skittles...

Would you prefer M&M's?

...Possibly.

We have a snack stand...
*points to stand*
Nevermind the creepy guy behind it.

*Eats from never-ending popcorn bag*

Creepy guy, who is it?

*another commercial*

*the Starburst "Little Lad" is seen sitting on the rainbow*
lad: yumm, these skittles are SOOOO much better than Starburst. *thinks to self* although, they should be berries and cream flavor....


*a WTF flag attached to a place flies by*

**end commercial*

Probably someone Dizi hired.

*insert sublymonal advertising here*

*takes down notes*

Terribly sorry. Something came up.

Shall we resume?

*scribbles down more notes*

Someone record the rest of the show for me please! I'm heading to bed...

Speaking of bed I got to go in a little bit for...something, when I leave someone record for me too.

*show returns to air*
Welcome back! *crowd cheers*
Now then, we left off at your reaction to the bumper. Now, what other things are you hoping to be confirmed for Brawl?

Oh, and don't worry my dear audience, re-runs will air in the Lounge.

Really now? Then I can just go right now >.>
(seriously going for something)

gotta go, got something to do in the morning.

Well, I don't know that I could ask for much more, but I wouldn't mind seeing Mega Man make an appearance in Brawl. I also want to see some more interesting stages. The six they've revealed have been very... flat. I think they could get some great stages out of either Metroid Prime.

Other than that, I'm just counting the days until they put up Meta Knight's profile.

It seems I've scared the audience away. :-\

>_>

<_<

*Eats more popcorn*

Well, you're not alone in that countdown.
I just have a couple more questions, Random.
In your history of GameFAQs, what were you known for?

Oh... I don't really know. I tried to establish a trademark for myself several times but none of them have ever really caught on. Lately I've been known for wielding a Knife-Wrench.

If I had to say I've been known for anything, I'd say I was known for being a serious poster with good ideals, and above all a nice guy.

ok.
Well here's my last question, and it's the most important one!

What is your favorite soft drink!?

various crowd members: >_>

Dr. Pe-*glared at*


...Sprite?

I knew it... *stops glaring*

Well, that's all the time we have to tonight's show. Thank you Randomguy44 for joining me and being so open to the world.
and thank you America, for joining me in The Brawl Talk Show. This is Jawo', saying Goodnight everyone!!

*crowd cheers, curtains close*

Justin should bring this back...imo

<_<

I locked this for a reason, Sas. Besides, the Talk Show kinda had it's curtain call when I closed the Lounge. Noone else is out there I'd want to interview, except for possibly a couple who wouldn't participate anyway.

Hard to believe this interview happened almost 3 years ago, though...