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Title: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 22 September, 2007, 11:04:54 pm
PILOT

Episode 1.1

*Opens with house made of felt. Steve pops out of window*

Steve: Hi out there! It's me, Steve! Have you seen Blue, my Annihilator?

*Blue is behind trash can, taking pills.*

Kids: THERE HE IS!

Blue: AH ****! I SWEAR TO GOD THEY WERE M&MS!

*He knocks over trash can, going towards door*

Blue: Stupid ****ing kids... if I were a doctor I would've invented the abortion a LONG time ago...

*BLUE ANNIHILATOR'S CLUES*

*Door opens to Steve, Blue is sitting in chair*

Steve: Hey there! You're just in time! Me and Blue were just about to play a game!

Blue: Oh god...

Steve: Yes! We were going to play space ship and... hey Blue, what are you doing?

Blue: What?

Steve: You're sitting in my chair.

Blue: I don't see your name on it.

Steve: But that's MY chair. I use it to think!

Blue: I thought you used 3 margaritas and a guy with a lisp to do the thinking for ya Friday nights.

Steve: For the last time Blue, I'm not gay.

Blue: What do you mean? You live alone, you wear green everyday, you haven't changed your voice since you were 12 years old, or your haircut for that matter, and you flirt with our mailman every chance you can get!

Steve: Mailbox is a very good friend of ours!

Blue: How good are we talking here?

Steve: *Sigh*... Blue, why are you so sad today?

Blue: Because I'm living with a convicted sex offender.

Kids: GASP!

Steve: HE'S LYING! Look Blue, would you like to play our favorite game in the whole wide world?

Blue: Smeer the Steve?

Steve: I'M NOT... I mean no Blue... "Blue's Clues"!

Blue: Oh god not again...

Steve: To play Blues Clues we gotta find a...

Kids: PAW PRINT!

Steve: Cause that's the first...

Kids: CLUE!

Steve: Then we put it in our notebook cause they're Whose Clues? Blue's Clues!

*Blue leaves, comes back with bat*

Steve: WE GOTTA FIND THE FIRST PAW PRINT, THATS THE FIRST CLUE, WE PUT IT IN OUR NOTEBOOK CAUSE THEY'RE WHOSE CLUES? BLUES CLUES!

WE GOTTA FIND THE SECOND PAW PRINT, THATS THE SECOND CLUE, WE PUT IT IN OUR-

*Blue smacks Steve's head with bat, music stops*

Blue: KIDS, FOR GODS SAKE. READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING!

*Steve grabs his neck*

Steve: NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE-

Kids: GASP!

Steve: I mean... you clever little thing you. Reading is fun, but you know what's even funner? Blue's Clues! You've already left the clues, right?

Blue: I guess so, but-

Steve: Then that settles it! Now let's head into the kitchen!

*Steve leaves*

Blue: See kids? Never smoke crack when you're pregnant.

*He follows Steve*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: HyperOmar on 22 September, 2007, 11:12:35 pm
:P


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 22 September, 2007, 11:36:07 pm
I'm loving this already.  ;D


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: IngSlayer on 22 September, 2007, 11:48:00 pm
 ^_^


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 22 September, 2007, 11:50:06 pm
I lol'd.


Great job so far!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: zeldafan42 on 23 September, 2007, 12:11:11 am
I give it 5 thumbs up.

Yes, I grew extra thumbs just to give it a higher rating.

>_>
Just remember who first suggested turning this into a story.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Ahriman on 23 September, 2007, 02:53:55 am
I give it 5 thumbs up.

Yes, I grew extra thumbs just to give it a higher rating.




I just keep my extra thumbs in a jar tbqh.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: LuigiKong on 23 September, 2007, 08:04:40 am
extreme lol. :D


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 09:20:47 am
I was LMAO! honestly, The whole "convicted sex offender" thing had me rolling on the floor.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: k3v1ndud3 on 23 September, 2007, 09:26:03 am
LMFAO nintendude, you rule XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 23 September, 2007, 10:21:13 am
lol lol lol


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 03:28:38 pm
Episode 1.2

*Steve and Blue go into the kitchen*

Steve: Look Blue! It's our friends, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!

Blue: Why do I even live life anymore...

Mr. Salt: Do not forget our sweet Baby Paprika!

Blue: Yes, and we don't forget your ba-... wait a minute. Baby Paprika?

Mrs. Pepper: That is correct.

Blue: You... BREED!?!?!?

Mr. Salt: You can say that, yes.

Blue: THAT'S F**KING DISCUSSTING! Steve, your salt shaker isn't a virgin! Why does that not make you uneasy!

Steve: Why Blue, it looks like you need to learn a little bit about the birds and the-

Blue: I KNOW about the birds and the bees, but they don't have the equipment!... or do they?

*He picks up Mr. Salt*

Mr. Salt: Oy! What are you-

Blue: WHERE IS IT YOU FRENCH LITTLE FREAK!!

Steve: BLUE! That's not how we treat our friends!

Blue: I think I'm gonna barf...

Kids: A Clue! A Clue!

Blue: *sigh* What is it now?

Steve: They've found one of your clues, Blue!

Blue: Oh... Oh! Yeah, the handprint.

Steve: Our first clue is this picture of Aunt Imma! ...why is the handprint on her-

Blue: Hey man, it's not my aunt.

Steve: *sigh* I guess we just write it down in our handy dandy- wait a minute, I forgot to get the notebook! Blue, go ask sidetable drawer for our notebook!

Blue: Ask!?!? Jesus Christ man, you're friends with the salt, your friends with the clock, your friends with the soap. I'd hope you'd be friends with the toilet, otherwise-

Steve: NOTEBOOK, BLUE!

Blue: Fine! Fine! Jeez...

*Blue goes to the sidetable drawer.*

SD: Hey Blue! On another adventure I see!

Blue: Look, just open the drawer so I can get the damn notebook.

SD: You have to say "Please".

*Blue stares for a while. He then rips the drawer out from the sidetable violently and throws it on the floor.*

SD: ACK!!! Ahhhhh, oh....

*It dies. Blue looks through the drawer*

Blue: Let's see... flashlight, phonebook, pencils... condoms!?!?!? Next to the Thinking Chair?!? Holy ****! Ah, here we go, notebook.

*He gives it to Steve*

Steve: Thank you Blue! What was all of the screaming I heard?

Blue: Nothing.

Steve: Whatever. I think I hear our friends Shovel and Pail calling from the backyard! Let's go!

*Steve leaves*

Blue: Must... not... kill...

*He follows*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 03:42:08 pm
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Dude, this is as good as family guy!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 23 September, 2007, 03:44:10 pm
*lol's harder*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 23 September, 2007, 04:00:05 pm
I lol'd. This is amazing, Nintendude.  XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 04:17:57 pm
more, more!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 04:23:15 pm
Episode 1.3

*Steve and Blue go into the back yard and meet Shovel and Pail*

Shovel and Pail: Hi Steve and Blue!

Steve: Hi Shovel and Pail!

Blue: Oh jesus...

Shovel: We have a delema Steve, I think that it's my turn to play with the sandbox.

Pail: But I say it's MY turn.

Shovel: Can you help us?

Steve: Well, why don't you BOTH use the-

Blue: No no no... you're obviously BOTH r*tarded. Hasn't TV stated that violence is the cure for all of lifes problems? Pail, Shovel clearly thinks of you as a b*tch. Why do you think he's always pooring sand into you and not the other way around?

Pail: He does!?!?

Blue: And Shovel, Pail doesn't like YOU because she thinks you're a wimp. Look at you! You don't have any friends and spend your time outside because Steve doesn't want you ****ing up his house!

Shovel: She does!?!?

Blue: Of course she does! Now there's only one solution to this.

Pail: Apology?

Blue: **** no! SHANKING!

*Blue gives them both knives*

Blue: Winner gets the sandbox and Steve's love, go!

*They start stabbing each other.*

Blue: He he he... dance puppets dance!

Steve: Blue, that wasn't the nice thing to do.

Blue: The kids seem to be enjoying it.

Pail: Ouch! My spleen!

Kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: That's not-

Kids: A clue! A clue!

Steve: A clue? Where?

Kids: Right there!

*Steve sees a handprint on the garden hoe.*

Steve: A hoe?

Blue: Yep.

Steve: What does a hoe have to do with my Aunt Imma?

Blue: Lot's of things actually.

Steve: YOU SON OF A-

Kids: GASP!!!

Steve: WONDERFUL mother and father... perhaps you would like to show us the room with the next clue in it?

Blue: Meh... I guess. This way...

*They leave, Shovel and Pail still stabbing each other.*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 23 September, 2007, 04:26:16 pm
*epic laughs*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Marie Rose on 23 September, 2007, 04:40:31 pm
This story is pure win


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 04:40:59 pm
Episode 1.4

*Blue and Steve are in the family room*

Blue: You see? It's in the picture right he-... wait a minute, where the hell did it go?

Steve: Don't you know Blue? The pictures change after a while! We have to "Blue Skadoo" into the picture.

Blue: I don't think so.

Steve: Oh cmon...

Blue: Why don't you find a picture of hell and jump on in? But then again, here we are.

Steve: It's fun though!

Blue: Well... alright. I'll follow you.

Steve: O.K then.

*Steve dances into the picture. Blue, seeing he's gone, sits in the thinking chair above SD's corpes.*

Blue: Ah, thank God... I get a break from the one shirt wonder and his ever smile friends...

Announcer: MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAAAAAAAAAAIL TIME!

Blue: The mail's here!

*Mailbox pops through the window*

Mailbox: Hey Blue! How are you today!

Blue: 2nd wednesday of the month Mailbox, you know what THAT means!

Mailbox: A package from your best friend?

Blue: You got that right!

*He takes the mail*

Blue: Bills, bills, bills, bills, hatemail, more hatemail, a letter from our friends, more hatemail... AH HA!

*He takes out a playboy*

Blue: Oh sweet September Issue... what would I do without you?

*He opens it, then stops. He looks to see if nobody is watching, then "Blue Skadoos" into the magazine. You can hear him and girls laughing from inside. Steve comes back.*

Steve: I found the cl- OH MY GOD!

*He shakes the magazine until Blue comes out, clothes ripped up and covered in lipstick.*

Steve: Why the hell didn't you follow me!?!?

Blue: Dude, I'd love to talk, but I'm covered in paper cuts in places you couldn't imagine.

Steve: The last clue was this novelty 3 stooges mug... why?

Blue: Because you're a stooge.

Steve: I-... *sigh*. Just let me in the thinking chair.*

*Steve sits*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 04:45:39 pm
LMFAO XD
"Bills, bills, bills, bills, hatemail, more hatemail, a letter from our friends, playboy!"


Dude... i was cracking up XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 04:53:30 pm
Episode 1.5

Steve: O.K... we're in our thinking chair... let's think.

Blue: This is going to be bad, isn't it?

Steve: O.K, so our clues are Aunt Imma, A Garden Hoe, and A 3 Stooges Mug.

Blue: Yep.

Steve: Blue, what the hell does that mean?

Blue: I'll let it set in.

Steve: Well, this mug actually has a handprint on one of the stooges... Moe. Right?

Blue: You can say that.

Steve: So Aunt Imma, Garden Hoe, Moe... Imma, Garden Hoe, Moe... Imma Hoe Moe?

*Blue bursts into hysterical laughter*

Steve: YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

*Steve picks up a shot gun*

Blue: Uh oh. NOT KIDS SHOW MATERIAL!

*He runs around the house, Steve chasing him, firing the gun. Blue comes to the book shelf and finds a book entitled "The Sun". He opens it and puts it on the floor.*

Blue: Blue Skadoo!

*He doesn't jump in, instead, he hides behind the bookshelf*

Steve: So you think you can hide? Blue skadoo!

*He jumps in the book. Flames shoot up from it.*

Steve: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Blue closes the book and addresses the children.*

Blue: We hoped you enjoyed this episode of Blue Annihilator's Clues. We've had alot of fun, but we've also learned a few things. Kids, the most important part of your body is your brain... it's where the coke goes where you snort it. That way, everything in YOUR house will talk to you and be your friend. Goodbye!

*Blue waves*

THE END

*More to come*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 04:57:08 pm
"Imma hoe moe?"

XD LMFAO! Dude, i couldnt breathe...


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 23 September, 2007, 05:00:54 pm
man, this is it right here! Whenever you go into comedic writing, let me be your manager man!!!  ^_^


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 05:05:20 pm
man, this is it right here! Whenever you go into comedic writing, let me be your manager man!!!  ^_^
NO!
IM HIS MANAGER! >:(


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 05:05:57 pm
Guys, guys! You can BOTH be my manager!  ;D


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 05:06:38 pm
.....





Mmkay.  :)


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 23 September, 2007, 05:07:46 pm
Playboy!? For shame, Nintendude.

Anyway, this just gets better and better with each update! I eagerly await the next episode. XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 23 September, 2007, 05:09:04 pm
.....





Mmkay.  :)

FORGET YOU!!!! *slaps you with a tractor*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 05:11:00 pm
.....





Mmkay.  :)

FORGET YOU!!!! *slaps you with a tractor*
*grabs tractor, eyes flame, and tractor explodes*
*earth around me floats, and a portal to hell opens as demons pour out and destroy*
*glares at masterman*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 23 September, 2007, 05:16:20 pm
.....





Mmkay.  :)

FORGET YOU!!!! *slaps you with a tractor*
*grabs tractor, eyes flame, and tractor explodes*
*earth around me floats, and a portal to hell opens as demons pour out and destroy*
*glares at masterman*

I'm Plies dammit! *slaps you with a turtle shell* *teenage mutant ninja turtles pop up*
Let's give em' a shellshock!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 05:20:33 pm
Glad you guys liked it!   ;D


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 23 September, 2007, 05:26:17 pm
I loved this!!!



Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 05:33:17 pm
So I'm thinking of just adding episodes when I have free time. Each 'episode' will have 5 parts. (Intro, Clue 1, Clue 2, Clue 3, Closing.) Every character that supposivly died in this episode comes back in the others, so there will still be Steve and Side Table Drawer.

Also, each episode will have guest appearences by other users, that's what makes it a user story. Right now I'm thinking of adding Zeldafan, Sa2, Jawo', Cads, Piles (Masterman), and everyone else who supported the story.

I'm actually having fun making this, so thanks for enjoying it.  :)


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Marie Rose on 23 September, 2007, 05:34:19 pm
Yayz!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 05:49:43 pm
So I'm thinking of just adding episodes when I have free time. Each 'episode' will have 5 parts. (Intro, Clue 1, Clue 2, Clue 3, Closing.) Every character that supposivly died in this episode comes back in the others, so there will still be Steve and Side Table Drawer.

Also, each episode will have guest appearences by other users, that's what makes it a user story. Right now I'm thinking of adding Zeldafan, Sa2, Jawo', Cads, Piles (Masterman), and everyone else who supported the story.

I'm actually having fun making this, so thanks for enjoying it.  :)
Of course you have fun.
Its full of PWN, win, and sneeblay.
YES, IT DESERVES ITS OWN WORD XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: HyperOmar on 23 September, 2007, 06:08:13 pm
Can I be in pleez?


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 06:09:58 pm
Can I be in pleez?

Of course!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Mutant on 23 September, 2007, 06:44:11 pm
But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 23 September, 2007, 07:59:19 pm
But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



No no, you're right. I'm not sure if Nintendude was aware of that or not. >_>


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 08:00:05 pm
But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*


I call that flaming.


But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



No no, you're right. I'm not sure if Nintendude was aware of that or not. >_>
O_O
Are... Are you gay?


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: k3v1ndud3 on 23 September, 2007, 08:01:53 pm
OMFG NINTENDUDE XD i love you!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 08:04:45 pm
But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



No no, you're right. I'm not sure if Nintendude was aware of that or not. >_>

Oh. I'm sorry man, I really didn't know.  :-\


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Link_Cable on 23 September, 2007, 08:13:14 pm
XD
That was hilarious Nintendude :D


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 23 September, 2007, 08:15:14 pm
But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



No no, you're right. I'm not sure if Nintendude was aware of that or not. >_>

Oh. I'm sorry man, I really didn't know.  :-\

It's okay. Just be sure to take note of that in the future.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: k3v1ndud3 on 23 September, 2007, 08:21:54 pm
just make it playgirl


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 23 September, 2007, 08:26:12 pm
But I thought BlueAnnihilator was the gay one.

*Is not flaming*



No no, you're right. I'm not sure if Nintendude was aware of that or not. >_>

Oh. I'm sorry man, I really didn't know.  :-\

It's okay. Just be sure to take note of that in the future.

You got it. No more jokes like that. I didn't mean to offend you in any way and if I did, I am sorry.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 23 September, 2007, 08:29:55 pm
Nuh uh, I wasn't offended at all. I had just thought everyone knew by now. So don't worry about it, okay?  :)


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 23 September, 2007, 08:50:04 pm
I actually laughed harder BECAUSE it portrayed Blue as a "normal" person. (no offense meant, I hope)





Yay, more episodes!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 08:52:57 pm
Nuh uh, I wasn't offended at all. I had just thought everyone knew by now. So don't worry about it, okay?  :)
I DIDNT KNOW!
HOLY CRAP!
I shoulda known from those pics...


XD, At least you dont over due it like some do.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 23 September, 2007, 09:02:55 pm
Nuh uh, I wasn't offended at all. I had just thought everyone knew by now. So don't worry about it, okay?  :)
So the jokes dont have to stop?
Cuz those gay jokes are some of the best XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 23 September, 2007, 10:53:30 pm
Oh yeah, the jokes. Uh, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't turn ugly.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 24 September, 2007, 03:29:44 pm
wha ha ha! Yay!  :)


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: LuigiKong on 24 September, 2007, 05:56:51 pm
That was epic Nintendude.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 24 September, 2007, 06:12:18 pm
Oh yeah, the jokes. Uh, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't turn ugly.
^('0')^


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 24 September, 2007, 08:30:31 pm
I guess it's time for another episode, huh? >_>


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 24 September, 2007, 08:58:46 pm
I guess it's time for another episode, huh? >_>
YES!
And remember those jokes dont gotta stop.


CUZ THEYRE THE BOMB!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Wavrik on 24 September, 2007, 09:06:36 pm
This does no Phail. Ever. Period. Exclamatory Mark. Divison Sign. Traffic Man.  {|:[ Afro
I will give you...nothing, if I'm in, and assaisin 12 users and a hot dog and some mini powdered donuts.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 24 September, 2007, 09:44:35 pm
HAPPY DAY

Episode 2.1

*Opens with felt house. Steve looks through the window.*

Steve: Hi out there! It's me, Steve! Have you seen Blue, my Annihilator?

*Blue hops out from the side*

Blue: DIE!

*Blue throws a knife at window, missing and stabbing into side of house.*

Kids: THERE HE IS!

Blue: AH! DAMNIT! Missed again!

*Steve goes inside, Blue heads for door*

Blue: It's impossible to find anything sharp in that house... I find ONE knife and I blow it. Damn my luck.

*BLUE ANNIHILATOR'S CLUES*

*Steve is in the living room, Blue sitting to the side.*

Steve: Hey there kids! I'm so glad you could make it!

Blue: *Whispering* Get out while you still can!

Steve: BLUE! ... This is a special day BECAUSE it's our favorite day of the entire year!

Blue: What?... OH GOD NO!!!

*He runs over to side*

Steve: Blue! What are you doing?

*Blue is wrapping a noose around his neck*

Blue: I DON'T WANNA LIVE!

*He jumps off a chair, but the rope breaks*

Blue: Jesus! Every year!

Steve: Ha ha ha... with Blue's annual suicide attempt out of the way, it's time for my favorite holiday of all time... HAPPY DAY!

Blue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: But Blue, don't you love the day where you get to be the happiest?

Blue: You made up the damn holiday to make an excuse to make that smile that makes me sick all day!

Steve: But you had fun LAST year, didn't you?

*Flashback to last year's Happy Day, all of the appliences are gathered around the picnic table with Blue scowling over them.*

Everyone: HAPPY HAPPY DAY BLUE!

Tickety Tock: Are you making your Happy Day wish Blue?

Blue: Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna-

*House explodes behind them*

Blue: HALLE-FRICKEN LULLIA!

*Goes back*

Steve: Well, what would make this Happy Day the best for you?

Blue: *Crosses fingers* House explosion. House explosion...

Steve: I know! We can play "Blue Annihilator's Clues" to figure it out!

Blue: But I didn't set up the cl-

Steve: Now where are the clues, Blue?

Blue: I told you I-... yeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh... the clues... um... I decided to make this a very special Happy Day. I've hid the clues in Afganistan!

Steve: Afganistan!?!?

Blue: YEAH! Afganistan. Why don't you go there, find the clues, and come back so we can celebrate! It will be educational!

Steve: Well, that is true... I guess I could-

Blue: Well then what are you waiting for? GO GO GO!

*He pushes him out the door, a plane takes off. Upbeat music starts*

Blue: YES! Finally!

*He takes out a notebook*

Blue: Enemies that I have eliminated... David, Sas, Jake, Hitler, David, Blank, David... Steve!

*He crosses out his name*

Blue: O.K kids, NO MORE Blue Annihilator's Clues, O.K? From now on we're playing "Blue Annihilator's All Night House Party". To play Blue Annihilator's All Night House Party (OR BAANHP for short) we gotta rent a...

Kids: STEREO SYSTEM!

Blue: Cause would've annoyed...

Kids: STEVE!

Blue: Then we charge it on his credit card-

Cause it's MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE!

We gotta find a big keg now, fill it with some beer, we put it on Steve's tab again-

Cause it's MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE!

You know what to do!

Sit down in the thinking chair and laugh, laugh, laaaugh...

Because Steve's face will be red, soon he'll probably be dead, I can do, anything-

*Phone rings, Blue answers not in song*

Blue: Hello? This is him... uh huh... complaints? But Steve sung **** all of the time!... confession to murder? No, it's a new form of death metal! ... yes, they sing that on kids shows... no, I'm not high... O.K, I'm a little high but the felt just- hello?

*Dial tone*

Blue: *In song* That I wanna do!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 24 September, 2007, 10:10:14 pm
Hahaha!!!!



Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: zeldafan42 on 24 September, 2007, 10:19:43 pm
It's still gold!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 24 September, 2007, 11:45:26 pm
Like I said, better and better. More I say!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 25 September, 2007, 11:24:48 am
XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Hawk_v3 on 25 September, 2007, 11:36:08 am
._.

o_o

O_O

O_O

O_O

*head explodes*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: LuigiKong on 25 September, 2007, 07:17:01 pm
lol. :D


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 25 September, 2007, 10:03:43 pm
Sorry guys, I'm kinda depressed today. I'll update this tommorrow.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 25 September, 2007, 10:06:25 pm
Sorry guys, I'm kinda depressed today. I'll update this tommorrow.

*points to emo kirby*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 25 September, 2007, 10:07:49 pm
^(O_///)^ -I surrender!

But seriously, school, being grounded for not trying out for basketball, etc...


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 25 September, 2007, 10:08:29 pm
yea, I get it.

We'll be waiting then.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Wavrik on 26 September, 2007, 06:09:35 am
*sits down and watches blues clues, except imaginges blue as "blue".


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 26 September, 2007, 07:02:26 pm
I think its time for an update -_o


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 26 September, 2007, 10:56:21 pm
Was at youth group. Bed soon. Sorry.  :-\


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Marie Rose on 27 September, 2007, 01:45:49 am
Take your time, no need to rush it...>.>...*whistles*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 28 September, 2007, 10:27:18 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT!

ANNOUNCEMENT!

Blue Annihilator's Clues Will Be Updated Weekly

THAT'S RIGHT! WEEKLY!

Every Saturday Will Have A New, 5 Part Episode!

*Starting with the next 4 parts of the unfinished episode I tried to start*

I PROMISE!!!*

*Though I lie constantly


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 29 September, 2007, 12:07:16 pm
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 29 September, 2007, 10:04:02 pm
Episode 2.2

Blue: O.K, since Steve isn't here, I have to do all the work around here... in fact, when Steve IS here I have to do all of the work around here... anyway, I have to get out of this Hell House and get some stuff for the party.

*Knock on the door*

Blue:  :o Oh yes! It's a secret surprise from our special guest! Let's open the door and-

*Blue opens the door and sees Zeldafan. He slams the door right after*

ZF: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE BLUE!

Blue: Ah damnit...

*He opens it*

Blue: Hey Zeldafan...

ZF: Hello Blue. Have you got my money yet?

Blue: Money? I have no idea what you are talking about!

ZF: You don't do you? Steve Irwin funeral, mudkip rescue party, a shoot out in Chuck-E-Cheese...

Blue: OK! OK! I remember! It was the weirdest 2 hours of my life, how do I forget!

*He pulls out his wallet*

Blue: Oh no, I'm not gonna have the money for the stereo after this...

ZF: Stereo?

Blue: Yeah, I was gonna have a house party to celebrate sending Steve to Afganistan.

ZF: Was he the guy I just saw skipping?

Blue: That was him. I was gonna rent a stereo with his credit card, but I think he brought it with him. Now I won't have the money!

ZF: Well, there's always the 5 finger discount...

Blue: Hey, there's no need for sex jokes at a time like th- OH! You mean stealing!... heh heh heh... of course.

*Blue puts on spy gear, Sam Fisher style, and army crawls his way to the pawn shop. He gets to the top of the store and cuts a hole into it. He crawls through the hole and creeps into the storage unit. Seeing a guard, he hides behind some crates and pulls out Mrs. Pepper.*

Mrs. Pepper: So nice of you to bring me along Blue! I know that we are becoming great friends and-

*Blue takes off Pepper's lid and throws pepper all over the guards eyes. Blue quickly grabs the stereo and runs up to the hole.*

Blue: Damnit! I can't get back up there!

Tickety: *In pocket* Don't worry Blue! If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!

*Guards quickly tackle him.*

Blue: AH!

Guard: Hold him down!

Blue: O.K! O.K! I surrender!

Guard: Suspect refusing! Tazer him!

Blue: Don't taz me bro! Don't taz- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 29 September, 2007, 10:13:32 pm
LMFAO XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 29 September, 2007, 10:23:14 pm
Episode 2.3

*Blue is in a cell block, holding the stereo and sitting on a bench*

Blue: All I wanted to do was throw a kick ass party... now look at me! I'm sitting in jail. Maybe I shouldn't have turned to a life of crime to make my wishes come true. Maybe I should've accepted Steve as a friend and respect everyone who loved me in that house. Maybe I, myself, should've celebrated a Happy Day...

Wait a minute! I'm not supposed to learn a life lesson! I'm Blue ****ing Annihilator!

*He's runs in the group shower, and takes out Slippery Soap. He looks at a big guy.*

Blue: Hey man! Catch!

*He throws Slippery*

Slippery: WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

*The big guy misses and bends over to pick it up. Others wrestle him. This starts a riot and Blue sneaks out unharmed. He goes to his cell block and takes out Shovel.*

Shovel: What are we doing Blue? Are we playing a game!

Blue: I'd brace myself Shovel... it's gonna be a long night...

*Blue starts digging. 1 hour later, he's free.*

Blue: I made it! I successfully stole a stereo and broke out of jail! Way to go Shovel!

Shovel: *Bent up* luda...daoodffffffffffffdijng...

*He falls over. Blue rushes home to set up the party*

Blue: Yes! I got the stereo! Now I invite everyone over and... CRAP! I forgot the booze! There's got to be something around here...

*He goes down to the basement and finds beer cans all over the floor.*

Blue: This actually explains A LOT... looks like it's all gone. I'm going to have to make my own beer!

*The A-Team theme starts. He throws together a bunch of stuff. Laundry Detergent, Milk, drops of beer from the cans, bath water, etc. The theme finishes and he tastes his design... then immediatly spits it out.*

Blue: What the hell was I thinking?!?!? Screw it, I'll just buy some Buds...

*He goes to a convienient store. Out front, he meets Cads.*

Blue: Hey Cads, how's it goin?

Cads: It's going great! Can't wait for the party tonight!

Blue: Yeah, about that, you're not invited.

Cads: What!?!? But why!?!?

Blue: Well, you kind of creep me out. But let's put that to the side for a while, I need you to buy me beer.

Cads: Well... O.K. I got this new fake ID! Check it out!

*Blue looks at it.*

Blue: Hawaii?... 45!?!?... This ID sucks!

Cads: It doesn't matter! It'll work!

Blue: Cads... it doesn't even have a first name it just says McCadsin!

Cads: ... i am McCadsin!

*They stare at each other for a while. Blue pimp smacks him.*

Blue: Hm... there has got to be an easier way... I know! I'll steal it!

*The exact same thing as last time happens, at a faster pace.*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 29 September, 2007, 10:28:49 pm
XD YAY! IM IN!

And i lol'd at my part!
Nintendude, you and this story rocks! XD


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Masterman on 30 September, 2007, 08:03:22 pm
errr......Slippery was gangster on the show.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: zeldafan42 on 01 October, 2007, 08:51:02 am
Lol.

Mudkip rescue party.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Killer_Spatula on 01 October, 2007, 08:43:11 pm
o_O
Wow...

Just as a side comment, my first name is Steve. >___>


Most call me Stephen, though.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Killer_Spatula on 28 October, 2007, 12:18:40 pm
And Spat hath once again killed the topic.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: BlueAnnihilator on 28 October, 2007, 06:28:31 pm
No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Marie Rose on 28 October, 2007, 07:37:12 pm
lulz, I wonder if he'll ever update it


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 28 October, 2007, 07:53:18 pm
I promise to update it IF Blue returns. You can tell him that.


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 28 October, 2007, 07:55:46 pm
No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
Oh... well then...

*Runs*

(Fine, some time this week)


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Cads_473 on 29 October, 2007, 10:10:06 am
No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
I believe im the only cad around here >_>


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Jawooooooooooo on 02 April, 2009, 09:28:22 am
No, it wasn't you. It was that cad Nintendude for putting the story on permanent hiatus. That lazy bum. >_>
Oh... well then...

*Runs*

(Fine, some time this week)

*yawn*

Longest damn week I've ever experienced...*shot*


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Marie Rose on 02 April, 2009, 10:42:34 am
Oh yeah, I remember this topic. Good times...


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: HyperOmar on 03 April, 2009, 06:41:26 pm
wag


Title: Re: Blue Annihilator's Clues!
Post by: Nintendude on 18 July, 2010, 06:16:11 pm
Hehehe...

I used some of this in my new stand-up routine.