Ƨɒlƚy
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*Tapes youef's hands to the controller*
PLAY, GAME MONKEY
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Youef
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Hey Castlevania 3 characters. That was awesome.
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ganonfloyd
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loltrevorgrantandsypha
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Youef
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I swear I enter a room with a bunch of minotaurs and werewolves. I manage to kill one werewolf but as it kills me it hits me and I go flying back and enter the previous room by mistake. Then the enemies respawn. And I can't just fly over them because it's a tiny hallway.
Also that huge invisible knight is a **** **** mother fucker.
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ganonfloyd
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stop being a woman and go fight Guardians
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Youef
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THOSE GUARDIANS WERE ALSO BASTARDS but not as bad.
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ganonfloyd
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False. Guardians are way stronger than Azaghal.
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Z911
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So JewEf's playing Castlevania III? Can't wait for him to freak out at Death and get his ass handed to him by the final stage and Dracula.
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Youef
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Not yet, actually, but I will soon. I'm pretty terrified though. I've heard it's harder than the first game, which itself is enough to tear myself in half.
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Ahriman
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Castlevania III is impossible so yeah.
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Z911
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You're thinking of Ninja Gaiden III, Castlevania III is just a nightmare.
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ganonfloyd
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III is hard but I makes me angrier.
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 Floyd is the devil.
I SERIOUSLY DREAMT OF FLOYD BEING A KILLER CYBORG WHO RAN 10 TIMES FASTER THAN ANY NORMAL HUMAN, AND THEN KILLED MM, TURNED FEMALE, WENT AFTER ME, AND I DROPPED FROM THE SKYSCRAPER! IT HURTED, BUT I AWAKE CALMLY, THINKING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU AGAIN.
*no gold, just us*
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Youef
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Anyways, it was nice to be in the normal castle even if only very briefly.
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Youef
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**** yeah Alucard Shield.
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Z911
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Alucard Shield + Rod Shield = Lol
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