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Blue Annihilator's Clues!

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« Reply #15 on: 23 September, 2007, 04:23:15 pm »

Episode 1.3

*Steve and Blue go into the back yard and meet Shovel and Pail*

Shovel and Pail: Hi Steve and Blue!

Steve: Hi Shovel and Pail!

Blue: Oh jesus...

Shovel: We have a delema Steve, I think that it's my turn to play with the sandbox.

Pail: But I say it's MY turn.

Shovel: Can you help us?

Steve: Well, why don't you BOTH use the-

Blue: No no no... you're obviously BOTH r*tarded. Hasn't TV stated that violence is the cure for all of lifes problems? Pail, Shovel clearly thinks of you as a b*tch. Why do you think he's always pooring sand into you and not the other way around?

Pail: He does!?!?

Blue: And Shovel, Pail doesn't like YOU because she thinks you're a wimp. Look at you! You don't have any friends and spend your time outside because Steve doesn't want you ****ing up his house!

Shovel: She does!?!?

Blue: Of course she does! Now there's only one solution to this.

Pail: Apology?

Blue: **** no! SHANKING!

*Blue gives them both knives*

Blue: Winner gets the sandbox and Steve's love, go!

*They start stabbing each other.*

Blue: He he he... dance puppets dance!

Steve: Blue, that wasn't the nice thing to do.

Blue: The kids seem to be enjoying it.

Pail: Ouch! My spleen!


Steve: That's not-

Kids: A clue! A clue!

Steve: A clue? Where?

Kids: Right there!

*Steve sees a handprint on the garden hoe.*

Steve: A hoe?

Blue: Yep.

Steve: What does a hoe have to do with my Aunt Imma?

Blue: Lot's of things actually.

Steve: YOU SON OF A-

Kids: GASP!!!

Steve: WONDERFUL mother and father... perhaps you would like to show us the room with the next clue in it?

Blue: Meh... I guess. This way...

*They leave, Shovel and Pail still stabbing each other.*
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